I think those thought every time I watch a horror movie, and it's true. Each time
How to Survive a Horror Movie
Written by polly-gone on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:48 am in blog Things I Think About under The Main Attraction -
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Here are step-by-step manual on how to survive if you ever find yourself in a horror movie type situation. Follow it carefully, or you will die.
- Rule One: If something freaky is happening, like a door you just shut and locked keeps opening, don't hang around, RUN!
- Rule Two: If you are with other people, never split up. The first person to walk away from the group will die.
- Rule Three: Never investigate! If you think something is going on, don't go and try to find out what it is if there is even a little hint that it is something demonic, run for your life!
- Rule Four: If you are the "main character" in this "story", you WILL NOT die, as long as you think you are going to die. The second you realize that you are safe, you will get your head chopped off.
- Rule Five: This is the big one! Avoid anything and everything that may look liek something that is from a horror movie.
If you follow these Five Rules, you are guaranteed to live in a horror movie!
-Nick
4 blog comments below
Haha.. yeah I know.
I think those thought every time I watch a horror movie, and it's true. Each time
I think those thought every time I watch a horror movie, and it's true. Each time
Shewolf on Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:56 am
Ha i like these. Oh and i wanted to add one.
Rule Six: If you are the main character, and there is a planned sequel, you're probably not going to die.
Rule Six: If you are the main character, and there is a planned sequel, you're probably not going to die.
Genesiz on Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:56 pm
ha ha ha, really cool, way too good
altho even i wld like to add one more to it,
no matter who the person is, do not trust anyone - they might be a friend of the evil spirit
altho even i wld like to add one more to it,
no matter who the person is, do not trust anyone - they might be a friend of the evil spirit
doppleganger on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:38 am
Well, just so you all kow, this is only version one. I plan to add about 25 more rules.
polly-gone on Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:16 am