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Random Proverbs




Here are just a few random proverb-type-things I thought of....... randomly.

"The sheep that makes steel wool has no enemies."

"Drink apple juice. OJ Kills" *Ooooohhhh... burn*

"When life gives you lemons, make pineapple juice."

"A monkey in hand isn't worth 2 in the bush, but it's really really heavy."

Yes, I know those were all stupid but... thats how my brain works..... so DEAL WITH IT!

-Nick Smile

P.S. *sniffle* Why doesnt anyone want to comment on my blog... Its awesome I tell ya!



10 blog comments below

lol. look wierd. It look like you try to put some random useless words to earn points. I don't know if thats against any rules...
Do you mean that apple juice kills? Shocked
Peterssidan on Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:46 pm
It's not spam. It's random things that pop into my head randomly. And when it says "OJ Kills" I am ripping on OJ Simpson
polly-gone on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:09 pm
Quote:
"When life gives you lemons, make pineapple juice."

I didn't understand this one.
tidruG on Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:18 pm
Maybe I am just as insane, I actually found your stuff pretty fun Laughing
Shewolf on Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:29 pm
Well tidruG, it' actually quite simple. The square root of a pineapple is pie (not pi), and if you multiply that by the circumfrence of a bull dog's tail, you get lemons, which means that if you were to make apple juice with those lemons, instead of pineapple juice, you would open up a vortex that would suck the Earth into the 6th demension. I can't believe you didnt know that. It's simple third grade math. Geez.....

-Nick Smile Smile Smile

P.S. This has been another random assumtion by Nick.
polly-gone on Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:08 pm
polly-gone wrote:
Well tidruG, it' actually quite simple. The square root of a pineapple is pie (not pi), and if you multiply that by the circumfrence of a bull dog's tail, you get lemons, which means that if you were to make apple juice with those lemons, instead of pineapple juice, you would open up a vortex that would suck the Earth into the 6th demension. I can't believe you didnt know that. It's simple third grade math. Geez.....

-Nick Smile Smile Smile

P.S. This has been another random assumtion by Nick.

Oooooh... you're talking about Imagience (imagination + science).
Well, in that case, one would assume that since the bull-dog's tale is made of nylon, and also since the 6th dimension was officially closed to tourists and residents alike, and also since pineapples, when juiced, give orange soda, your analysis is wrong.
When life gives you lemons, you ought to make love.
tidruG on Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:22 pm
Actually, tidruG, if you factor in the bull-dog's nylon tail, then that actually throws off the whole equation. When you divide that by the square root of cinnamon, and add that to the fact that when a grape fruit is juiced is gives of a smell of burning blueberries, you get that the bull-dog's tail is infact made of rubber. When you add that in, we come up with the fact that when life gives you lemons, make extra sweet pineapple juice otherwise the whole cubed root of diamonds would be green. My original equation was right all along you see. A simple error though. I sometimes make errors like that.
polly-gone on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:01 pm
well i wld also like to add some to the list

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
doppleganger on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:42 am
doppleganger wrote:
well i wld also like to add some to the list

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.


Haha! These are some good ones. There is one problem with them though... THEY MAKE SENSE! See, mine are random and make almost no sense at all. Yours have logic behind them. In my world, logic is BAD! ha! Eat nylon dog tail man!

-Nick Smile Smile Smile
polly-gone on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:02 pm
well if the sqaure root of pineapple is pie...then a bull dogs tail is actually made of cotton and rain is green and the sky is purple....and if the skky is purple Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
squarerootofpineapples on Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:51 pm



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