Created on Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:05 pm with 8 blog posts
These are the things I think about. I don't sit there thinking up new ideas, no, these are just things that pop into my heads randomly with no real reason or purpose.
I fought tooth and nail... whatever that means.... to get a political forum onto free host. I came up with good ideas why and kept pressing for it along with some other members of Frihost and we finally got one!
Now here's the thing about that.... I have not once posted in that forum. Not one new thread, not one reply, not even a single comment!
Now, answer me this oh Gods of Logic.... why did I want something so bad if I never use it.
These are the things I think about.
Okay, this just literally popped into my head two seconds ago. How do dogs think?
I mean, I get how people think. Like you can't decide on what food to get, you might say to yourself in your head "Umm.... do I want the pizza? It looks like it is two days old. Who orders a 2 day old pizza anyways. This is a tough decision." Well, how does a dog think about what they want to do next? If I feel that I am thirsty, I think "I better get a drink." What does a dog do? Dogs don't have languages, so they really can't say anything to themselves, now can they?
I better not think about this too hard. It is making my head hurt....
These are the things I think about.
Okay, so I was watching TBS the other day and there was a commercial for "Men in Black" which was going to be on later that night. Now, in that commercial, they were making a joke and making it sound like a political commercial and they kept referring to the aliens that the Men in Black are going to eliminate as "Illegal Aliens."
Now, that got me to thinking.
What happens when we have space travel and we are flying to other planets and hanging out with other humanoid species. What are we going to call them? If a Mexican or Canadian illegal comes into the US, we refer to them as an illegal alien. What are we going to call the people that illegally land on the earth from another planet? Are they going to be just plain old "Illegal Aliens" too?
And what about our space borders? How is that going to work? Are we going to control all space 300 miles outside of our atmosphere? What about the other planets in the solar system? Are they going to be territories of earth? Are we going to have a Space Border Patrol? What about a fence? They want to build a fence between the US and Mexico, but what about in space? Are we going to surround the earth with a large chain link ball?
These are the things I think about.
Here are step-by-step manual on how to survive if you ever find yourself in a horror movie type situation. Follow it carefully, or you will die.
Rule One: If something freaky is happening, like a door you just shut and locked keeps opening, don't hang around, RUN!
Rule Two: If you are with other people, never split up. The first person to walk away from the group will die.
Rule Three: Never investigate! If you think something is going on, don't go and try to find out what it is if there is even a little hint that it is something demonic, run for your life!
Rule Four: If you are the "main character" in this "story", you WILL NOT die, as long as you think you are going to die. The second you realize that you are safe, you will get your head chopped off.
Rule Five: This is the big one! Avoid anything and everything that may look liek something that is from a horror movie.
If you follow these Five Rules, you are guaranteed to live in a horror movie!
-Nick 
Here are just a few random proverb-type-things I thought of....... randomly.
"The sheep that makes steel wool has no enemies."
"Drink apple juice. OJ Kills" *Ooooohhhh... burn*
"When life gives you lemons, make pineapple juice."
"A monkey in hand isn't worth 2 in the bush, but it's really really heavy."
Yes, I know those were all stupid but... thats how my brain works..... so DEAL WITH IT!
-Nick
P.S. *sniffle* Why doesnt anyone want to comment on my blog... Its awesome I tell ya!
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