|Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:
The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
for overheated passengers. When your timer pops up, the driver will
cheerfully baste you.
-- Chicago Reader 5/28/82
Will they really? Baste you in what? Would you get a pop-up timer? Sounds like cooking a turkey to me.
2 blog comments below
Drivers have never offered to baste me let alone be cheerful at any time.
standready on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:28 pm
That is nice to know. I am glad to hear it was just a fictional list. So good to know that they do not cook people.
pauline123 on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:31 pm