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Kittypuss Maximus




My house is destroyed..
My furniture is in tatters, My arms have been flayed, my hands are a bloody mess, and my dog is hiding in a hole she dug underneath the laundry room..

It was such an innocent sounding phone call:

Hey, ma! Guess what me 'n Joey found beneath the shop generator?
Joey and I
What? Oh. . .
mom. guess. what. JOEY. AND. I. found. .

Hi, Dan! *laughing* What did you find?
It's tiny and gray. It's all alone and starving
You called me about a mouse? Trust me, it's not alone.
No. Ma. Listen. We found a little kitten. Really little. REALLY little.
YOU FOUND A KITTEN? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WHY ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT STUPID CRAP?? ISITOKHOWBIGISITAREIT'SEYESOPENDOESITHAVEFOODWHYAREN'TYOUNSWERINGME... I'm on my way

'click'

That was a couple weeks ago. The kitten has since quadrupled in size. Twice.
We call her Maxi. She just stole the steak off of my dinner plate.
I think.
It's gone and the kitty is the size of my rottweiler. Uh oh...
Maxi! Where's the dog??
I should have known there was something weird about this kitty when I first saw the curious green glow of her eyes...
I should have paid more attention to the torn sweatshirt she was sleeping in when we first found her.
The sweatshirt with the name 'Bruce Banner' stenciled across it



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