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Biscuits in Black and White




I made cheese biscuits today. I don't know what happened, really, but they were awful. I fed them to the birds that gather by the dozens in my yard. Tried to. They wouldn't eat them. They pecked around the crumbles for about 10 seconds then turned and glared their beady little eyes in my direction and screeched their shrill, and not so little, screeches. I started looking around, certain I'd find a Hitchcock silhouette in the shadows on my walls. Ol' Alfred began scaring me with 'The Birds' when I was five years old, and I swear if the birds in my yard had started swarming, or even just all taken off together, I would have been packing all of my stuff in boxes and looking for a new place to live..

Yeah, the biscuits really were THAT bad.



3 blog comments below

Hilarious! Never heard of biscuits being bad though. What happened?
deanhills on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:23 pm
ha! I dunno! lol. They looked like absolute perfection, but that's where all of the goodness ended. They tasted like I had taken a trip to Dover, cut a few chunks of chalk out of the cliffs, came home, ground them up, and used the chalk dust for flour. It's kinda hilarious because how much can really go wrong with biscuits, right?
onebadpenny on Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:42 am
Exactly my thinking. Particularly when cheese is involved. Mind you, when I did bake some biscuits during a previous life time I did put too much salt in it by accident.
deanhills on Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:01 pm



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