Wanted: Time engineer with proven track record of success. Primary responsibilities include:
- Turning back time so that I can undo past mistakes.
- Stretching time during critical project implementation periods to enable completion of tasks on schedule.
- Accelerating time for boring, hour-long commutes to and from work.
4 blog comments below
Let me know if you get hold of that engineer, I've always thought a fast forward/rewind button could be handy in life sometimes!
watersoul on Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:24 pm
My company needs to borrow that engineer when you locate.
standready on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:09 pm
I think Adam Sandler almost found one in the movie Click. I'll follow up with Adam and let you guys know if I find any good leads.
mexiwithacan on Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:17 pm
I think a mischievous time engineer was up to no good during a particularly boring meeting in work today...I'd swear the 4 hours the clock said it took was somehow stretched into 8
watersoul on Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:01 pm