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really clever/witty putdown and insults




Winston Churchill, Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain were probably the masters of the insulting game. Here, I'm putting down some of my favourites:

•“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend - if you have one.”
–George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second - if there is one.”
–Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw


•“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!”
–Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party

“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!”
–Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor


•“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
–Clarence Darrow


•“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
–Oscar Wilde


•“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
–Oscar Wilde


•“He had delusions of adequacy.”
–Walter Kerr



1 blog comments below

My favorite:
"You remind me of the north end of a southbound mule!"
standready on Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:29 pm



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