A German, a Frenchman, an American and a Russian tourists were captured in Africa by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals promised to grant every one of them one last wish before eating them.
The German requested a pint of Pilsener beer in hopes that the cannibals will not be able to procure it. Somehow they managed, so the German drunk his beer and was killed and eaten.
The Frenchman requested a bottle of Cabernet wine with the same hope in mind, but the cannibals brought him his wine, he drank it and was killed and eaten.
The turn came for the Russian to speak up his last wish. He asked to be kicked in the nuts. Everybody was surprised, and the tribe's chief asked if the Russian is absolutely sure that's what his last wish indeed is.
The Russian confirmed that, so the cannibals shrugged and the chief kicked him in the nuts. The next second, the Russian pulled his trusty AK-47 out of nowhere and shot all the tribesmen.
The American watched in awe, and finally wondered, "But why didn't you kill the cannibals right away, before they killed the other two tourists?" The Russian responded, "You see, we are a very peaceful nation. We won't hurt you until you hurt us."
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