Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: They need one who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the dangerous intellectuals
The Commisar came to the collective farms to see how the harvest was doing and asked a farmer and the farmer said "Oh commrade commisar! If we took all the potatoes, they would reach the foot of God."
"Comrade farmer, this is the Soviet Union. There is no God."
"That's okay, there are no potatoes."
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