An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are alone on an uninhabited island. They catch fish for food and suddenly catch a Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each for her own freedom:
The American: "A million dollars and to go back home!"
The Frenchman: "Three beautiful women and to go back home!"
The Russian: "Tsk, and we were getting along so well. Three crates of vodka and the two fellas back!"
After hours of standing in a bread line, a young man suddenly throws up his hands and shouts, "Enough! I've had it! I'm going to go kill Gorbachev!!" and stomps off.
An hour later, he returns to the line he was in, his head hanging down. "What happened?" the other people in line ask. "I thought you were going to kill Gorbachev!"
"That line was even longer," he says
0 blog comments below