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walked into a bar jokes ... 4




A bar walks into a man.

Oops. Wrong frame of reference.
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So a koala walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours her beer and says, "That'll be $7.50" The koala pulls out a purse, pays, and quietly sips her beer.

After about five minutes, the bartender wanders over and says, "You know, we don't get many koalas in here," to which she replies, "Yeah, at $7.50 a beer, I'm not surprised.
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Helium gas walks into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here". And Helium doesn't react.

Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve your type here".
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A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons



3 blog comments below

A man walks into a bar, "ouch" - it was a metal bar.

Classic tommy cooper version. Also I think the best version ever told of this is from the Bill Bailey "part troll" set where he does 3 actual jokes throughout the whole show lol. Can't remember it though
Josso on Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:14 pm
I have never found one of these funny, until now. I actually kind of like the koala joke. Congrats.
pauline123 on Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:35 pm
Ahhhh found it but not as good as I thought though. It might be one of the other cliche ones that he absolutely smashed it with.

Josso on Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:40 pm



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