A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about to throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve robots." The robot replies, "Oh, but someday you will."
A web developer walked into a bar, but left once she saw the table layout.
•Julius Caesar walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Martini?" Caesar says, "Why do I need 2?"
•Jesus Christ walks into a bar. He orders a water.
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