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A rabbi, a priest, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Is this some sort of joke?"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender comes over and says "why the long face?"
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A guy walks into a bar with his Golden Retriever. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy says, "But this is a seeing-eye dog", so the bartender lets him stay.

A few minutes later a guy walks in with his Chihuahua. The bartender says, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy with the Golden Retriever says, "Tell the bartender it's a seeing-eye dog and they'll let you both in."

So the guy with the Chihuahua comes in again and the bartender says, "Hey, get outta here, we don't serve anyone with dogs." The guy says, "But he's a seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "I've never seen a Chihuahua as a seeing eye dog."

The guy says,"They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"



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