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walked into a bar jokes




million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar. None of them buy anything. The bar is declared a rousing success
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A man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks: "Do you serve lawyers here?".
The bartender says: "Yes, of course we do!"

The man says, "OK, I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."
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Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.

The brunette says, "I'll have some H2O."

The blonde says, "I'll have some H2O, too."

The blonde died.
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A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, we don't have any grapes."

A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "I already told you, we don't have any grapes."

A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says,"HEY DUCK, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES"

A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "DUCK, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES, WE WILL NEVER HAVE GRAPES, AND IF YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION ONE MORE TIME, I WILL NAIL YOUR ORANGE BEAK TO THE BAR!"

A duck walks into a bar, and says "Got any nails?"
The bartender says "No."
"Got any grapes?"



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