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Jesus Watching you




I saw this in Facebook I had to admit it did make me laugh. Had a terribly rough day at work and its so strange one simple funny story can take some of that stress again !

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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4 blog comments below

that is too funny. Thanks for sharing.
standready on Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:47 pm
Oh that is a funny one. I like that. I think that's put the cherry on top of this day!
TheGremlyn on Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:41 am
Yes, chuckled at that one...
TheLimey on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:50 am
Gave me a good chuckle too. Am enjoying your jokes!
deanhills on Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:10 pm



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