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# [EQ] Mathematical Pick-up lines for Beginners

Whilst browsing the forums, not searching for pick-up lines if you may wonder, I discovered this list in a topic. It has some gems. My favorites are in bold and because this wasn't my post, I will not take credit for them by copying them here, but instead I'll quote the entire post.

 tony wrote: Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge Can i explore your mean value? Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. I = Ø when i am not with you my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. What's your favorite linear transformation? Your beauty defies real and complex analysis. i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves. i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit. let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume if i were a function you would be my asymptote your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded my love for you is like a fractal my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. you and i add up better than a riemann sum i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you you've got more curves than a triple integral i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. int[2x,x,10,13]? (Solution is 69) i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

P.S. : I was thinking of making this 100st post something special but as time went on, my list of things to post or things I would have post became extensive and so I thought: "F*ck tradition, I'll post something when I have the most blog posts of whole Frihost, because that's special."

Congratulations on 100 posts! Well done!

All the bolded math analogies are great, but I particularly liked this one
 Quote: you've got more curves than a triple integral
Hilarious!
deanhills on Fri May 20, 2011 11:48 pm
That one is my favorite too.