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[EQ] Mathematical Pick-up lines for Beginners

Whilst browsing the forums, not searching for pick-up lines if you may wonder, I discovered this list in a topic. It has some gems. My favorites are in bold and because this wasn't my post, I will not take credit for them by copying them here, but instead I'll quote the entire post.

tony wrote:
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

Can i explore your mean value?

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I = when i am not with you

my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.

let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

if i were a function you would be my asymptote

your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal

my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

you and i add up better than a riemann sum

i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

you've got more curves than a triple integral

i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

int[2x,x,10,13]? (Solution is 69)

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

P.S. : I was thinking of making this 100st post something special but as time went on, my list of things to post or things I would have post became extensive and so I thought: "F*ck tradition, I'll post something when I have the most blog posts of whole Frihost, because that's special." Smile


3 blog comments below

Congratulations on 100 posts! Well done!

All the bolded math analogies are great, but I particularly liked this one
you've got more curves than a triple integral
Hilarious! Very Happy
deanhills on Fri May 20, 2011 11:48 pm
That one is my favorite too. Very Happy

adri on Sat May 21, 2011 1:27 pm
I too interested in it.
rjraaz on Sun May 22, 2011 4:29 am

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