RULES OF THE WORLD!!! AND ODD DISASTERS!!!
-It's okay to stand in the middle of the road as long as it's a two lane road and you are in between the lanes, but it's not okay if there's a lot of granny people on the road, cause they tend to forget which way to go, and you could get flattened.
-If ostrich eggs ever fall on your head, run.
-If you get in the wrong car, you could end up going to some random place with people you don't even know, so try not to do that.
-Incase you didn't know, monsters normally arent real, and politicians aren't either.
-Avoid men in dresses with make-up and really long hair and beards, because that is kinda weird.
-Never eat shiny white mushrooms, even if they came from a store, because shiny white ones are poisinous, and if a store gives them to you, they're either on to you, or a mean store.
-beware of ostriches being shot out of tennis ball throwers, as well as ostriches in genersl, for they are very scary and dangerous things.
-Try to avoid going insane whenever it is possible.
-Never label a bathroom 'place to excrete,' because that's gross and weird and might confuse little kids
-Do not go into the girls bathroom if you are not a girl and do not go into the boys bathroom if you are a girl.
-Never eat young babys or kittens, no matter how cute they look.
-If you are in a horror novel, do not go into the dark scary house. It is never a good idea!
-If you are the last person on earth, it is okay to grow a big feild of corn in Times Square, but otherwise, don't do that.
-Don't misspell your own name, b/c his makes you seem unintelegent and is also kinda confsing.
-Flaligators (fly alligators) are dangerous. We think.
-If you are playing the card game war, with your left hand v.s. your right, your right hand usually wins.
-Don't cheat against yourself.
-It is not a good idea to take your cat, T.V., and newborne skydiving.
-Don't stand up on disney rides.
-If you ever turn on the light and find a hobo eating crackers in your bed, hit him with a stick.
-do not attempt to lower the hand bars- the ghost will lower it for you on the haunted mansion ride.
-Avoid Steven Tyler when he's hungry, because chances are he could stuff you in his mouth whole!
-Do not eat exploding carrots.
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