Reply, Will ya? in Spontaneous Combustion with 0 comments on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:21 pm
Okay, so peoples. Please reply if you look at my stuff.... please? *puppy dog face.*
--Dementia
--Dementia
Dementia's Dwelling
Created on Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:34 pm with 4 blog postsThis is a blog by me, Dementia. READ IT!
I Am in Poems and Ponderings with 0 comments on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:18 pm
I am an artist and Smudge.
I wonder about the world.
I hear the stars singing.
I see the music explode.
I want a quite place.
I am an artist and Smudge.
I pretend to be an ostrich.
I feel very boo-yah.
I touch the wind as it'd running.
I worry 'bout the end.
I cry because I am frightened.
I am an artist and Smudge.
I understand we're different.
I say there is a God.
I dream about the sky.
I try to help the planet.
I hope you feel moved.
I am an artist and Smudge.
--Dementia, aka Smudge
I wonder about the world.
I hear the stars singing.
I see the music explode.
I want a quite place.
I am an artist and Smudge.
I pretend to be an ostrich.
I feel very boo-yah.
I touch the wind as it'd running.
I worry 'bout the end.
I cry because I am frightened.
I am an artist and Smudge.
I understand we're different.
I say there is a God.
I dream about the sky.
I try to help the planet.
I hope you feel moved.
I am an artist and Smudge.
--Dementia, aka Smudge
Spontaneous, Of course. in For starters with 0 comments on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:09 pm
RULES OF THE WORLD!!! AND ODD DISASTERS!!!
-It's okay to stand in the middle of the road as long as it's a two lane road and you are in between the lanes, but it's not okay if there's a lot of granny people on the road, cause they tend to forget which way to go, and you could get flattened.
-If ostrich eggs ever fall on your head, run.
-If you get in the wrong car, you could end up going to some random place with people you don't even know, so try not to do that.
-Incase you didn't know, monsters normally arent real, and politicians aren't either.
-Avoid men in dresses with make-up and really long hair and beards, because that is kinda weird.
-Never eat shiny white mushrooms, even if they came from a store, because shiny white ones are poisinous, and if a store gives them to you, they're either on to you, or a mean store.
-beware of ostriches being shot out of tennis ball throwers, as well as ostriches in genersl, for they are very scary and dangerous things.
-Try to avoid going insane whenever it is possible.
-Never label a bathroom 'place to excrete,' because that's gross and weird and might confuse little kids
-Do not go into the girls bathroom if you are not a girl and do not go into the boys bathroom if you are a girl.
-Never eat young babys or kittens, no matter how cute they look.
-If you are in a horror novel, do not go into the dark scary house. It is never a good idea!
-If you are the last person on earth, it is okay to grow a big feild of corn in Times Square, but otherwise, don't do that.
-Don't misspell your own name, b/c his makes you seem unintelegent and is also kinda confsing.
-Flaligators (fly alligators) are dangerous. We think.
-If you are playing the card game war, with your left hand v.s. your right, your right hand usually wins.
-Don't cheat against yourself.
-It is not a good idea to take your cat, T.V., and newborne skydiving.
-Don't stand up on disney rides.
-If you ever turn on the light and find a hobo eating crackers in your bed, hit him with a stick.
-do not attempt to lower the hand bars- the ghost will lower it for you on the haunted mansion ride.
-Avoid Steven Tyler when he's hungry, because chances are he could stuff you in his mouth whole!
-Do not eat exploding carrots.
Dementia.
-It's okay to stand in the middle of the road as long as it's a two lane road and you are in between the lanes, but it's not okay if there's a lot of granny people on the road, cause they tend to forget which way to go, and you could get flattened.
-If ostrich eggs ever fall on your head, run.
-If you get in the wrong car, you could end up going to some random place with people you don't even know, so try not to do that.
-Incase you didn't know, monsters normally arent real, and politicians aren't either.
-Avoid men in dresses with make-up and really long hair and beards, because that is kinda weird.
-Never eat shiny white mushrooms, even if they came from a store, because shiny white ones are poisinous, and if a store gives them to you, they're either on to you, or a mean store.
-beware of ostriches being shot out of tennis ball throwers, as well as ostriches in genersl, for they are very scary and dangerous things.
-Try to avoid going insane whenever it is possible.
-Never label a bathroom 'place to excrete,' because that's gross and weird and might confuse little kids
-Do not go into the girls bathroom if you are not a girl and do not go into the boys bathroom if you are a girl.
-Never eat young babys or kittens, no matter how cute they look.
-If you are in a horror novel, do not go into the dark scary house. It is never a good idea!
-If you are the last person on earth, it is okay to grow a big feild of corn in Times Square, but otherwise, don't do that.
-Don't misspell your own name, b/c his makes you seem unintelegent and is also kinda confsing.
-Flaligators (fly alligators) are dangerous. We think.
-If you are playing the card game war, with your left hand v.s. your right, your right hand usually wins.
-Don't cheat against yourself.
-It is not a good idea to take your cat, T.V., and newborne skydiving.
-Don't stand up on disney rides.
-If you ever turn on the light and find a hobo eating crackers in your bed, hit him with a stick.
-do not attempt to lower the hand bars- the ghost will lower it for you on the haunted mansion ride.
-Avoid Steven Tyler when he's hungry, because chances are he could stuff you in his mouth whole!
-Do not eat exploding carrots.
Dementia.
True common sense in For starters with 0 comments on Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:48 pm
These are quotes... Yes, I should like very much to start with them.
"An atomic bomb can ruin your whole day." - NOT SURE WHO WROTE THIS
"When all else fails, give up!"
The World will still be broken tomorrow.
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." - Elizabeth Taylor
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Well there you go. THey are the real common sense here, eh? Think about it...
It's true.
Dementia
"An atomic bomb can ruin your whole day." - NOT SURE WHO WROTE THIS
"When all else fails, give up!"
The World will still be broken tomorrow.
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." - Elizabeth Taylor
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Well there you go. THey are the real common sense here, eh? Think about it...
It's true.
Dementia