I write (bad) song parodies every so often, and thought I'd post the lyrics here. I can not sing (at all), but I can always hope somebody else uploads their 'cover' of it to youtube or something, heh.
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To the tune of Handlebars by The Flobots I can stomp gombas with no powerups No powerups, no powerups I can stomp gombas with no powerups No powerups, no powerups Just play me, just play me, Twenty feet in the air and it's good to see Three lives - And I'm a famous plumber Even when the screen scrolls horizontally I can show you how to bump a block I can show you how to disarm a koopa I can take a trip in the green warp pipes And I can almost dodge that annoying blooper I can fly a lot in a racoon suit I can tell you about kuribo's boot I know all the spots to hide red coins in And I've even found some blue ones too Me and my brother saw the level's end Me and my brother made a dino friend And guess where I might send I can ride any world that I like, to defend I can cross pits with no clown copter No clown copter, no clown copter And I can see stone move with no hard liqueur No hard liqueur, no hard liqueur Just play me, just play me, Just grabbed the coins and it's good to me; Four lives - In such a long game All grown up with a 'shroom to eat I can make money open up the hard floor I can keep on living even take a hit I can play a Nintendo sixty four Health up to six now, and then heal it I can make new 'triple then wall jumps' I can ground pound and change the tree stumps positions I know how to speedrun a level and I can earn points with enemy clumps Big boos, Birdo and magikoopa Me and my 'shrooms reduce them to stupor I see the palace that controls the switches I can win anything with no tricks or glitches 'Cause I can spawn at checkpoints indefinitely Indefinitely, indefinitely And I can destroy foes with a fireball With a fireball, with a fireball Just play me, just play, Jumping and I won't stop And it feels so good to have a spare flower up top My highscore is HIGH, my special zone braved My bowser is goodbye, my princess is saved I can suffer through a million fan recreations Or sue 'em all broke from copy violations Help all the toads with incarcerations Ignore the whole thing as 'imagination' I can make anybody go to my score Just because they're worth 100 And I can kill ANYONE in Super Smash Bros I have the whole world know my moustache Because I can kill by touch with a starman With a starman, with a starman And I can hit a target even off the screen Even off the screen, even off the screen And I can wreck the level in a mega-form In a mega-form, in a mega-form In a mega-form, in a mega-form In a mega-form! I can stomp gombas with no powerups No powerups, no powerups I can stomp gombas with no powerups No powerups, no powerups |
Funny enough