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Jack_Hammer
An actual AP news story

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
MistaKiula
LOL, that's jokes.. where did you find it?
Jack_Hammer
I heard it on 'The News Quiz', but they did put it so much better if you want you can listen to it, as I said it's on BBC 7 listen again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbc7/listenagain/tuesday/rams/1230.ram

If you have Real Player
ulmas
Jack_Hammer wrote:
..and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour..

..And, yes, Linda is a blonde.


Very Happy holding her brains!!! she thought she had one?! I guess she was very happy because she now had some brains, let them be of dough..
Fireman Joe
heh, have some sympathy for the poor girl Laughing some people just cant help that kind of thing. just jump to conclusions and assume the worst. Wink
hahame
haha,it is so fun ,
mohamed
Now i know taking "brain food" isn't a good thing.
CrimsonStrange
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/biscuithostage.htm
ignition
Haha...that's great Laughing
Codeman1
An actual AP news story

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Traveller
Thread moved to the Jokes forum, where it belongs.
reddishblue
Codeman1 wrote:
An actual AP news story

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

I am very happy that points a disabled in this forum so spammers like you cant get points for doing this, as for the joke, have simpathy for the poor girl, and after you get past that its hilarias Laughing
Blaster
The funny thing is that they did something with this on mythbusters
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