These are some (nope, not all...) of the myspace messages I've received in the past week. What is up with the guys out there?????????
Please note that there are three (3) marriage proposals in this. In the past week. On myspace.
From: reid
Body: cool tattoo you got there.
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From: mike
Body: You're hot. would you ever consider phone sex?
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From: Goose
Body: ur a umass grad...my kind of people... i find you extremely attractive and i would like to take you out for a drink sometime soon!
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From: craig
Body: those are amazing pix you are absolutely stunning!!
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From: Boston's Own DJ Charismalicious
Body: Hey beautiful
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From: Matthew
I just came across your profile and you seemed nice
Im bored and i just moved here so Im sitting in on a sat night!
but oh well
you should add me and send me a message sometime
ttyl
Matthew
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From: G
Subject Just a quick little Hola!
Body: was passing thru wanted to say Hi!...I'm a fun, arty kid livin' in the North End and work as a writer/producer in the movie biz---the "legit" movie biz you can tell mom about....haha!...I'd love to talk with you more if you're into it!!
If you get a sec, give a shout!....Hope to hear from you!!
Cheerios!!!
Greg
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From: Hans
Date: Aug 12, 2006 9:01 PM
Subject My glasses are much dark
Body: But i think you have beauty... haha (laughter)
I am Hans I am single man too. If you like me and I feel right My sexy man will appear. We can together dance to serious grooves.
Hans
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From: Dave Thomas
Body: Not out tonight? =)
Just asking, clearly I'm not... yet... or anymore.. either or, I guess. =)
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From: bigheart
Body: hi i love you... i wana marry?
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From: shwaun
Body: is that spring break of 06' when that is where the party was. whats up !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Brian
Body: wow great name
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From: awesome guy
Body: thats a nice interesting view there from your profile, the background. u took it from your house? cool.
i have been to marina bay before, its nice. do u go there many times? u seem like a cool person, ru still single?
do u like latino guys?
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From: Dizza To The Hizza
Body: Hi cutie!
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From: James
Subject respect
Body: Hey Brianne,
I just wanted to send you a quick note of respect. You seem quite cool. It's nice to know there are people like you out there!
All the good love,
James
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From: Dean
Body: your soooo gorgeous..its rediculous.. ummmm.. do you have more pics.. are you single.. whats your story.. i dance for club embassy .. do you ever come clubbin there??
dean
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From: chris
Subject jumpoff
Body: Hey gorgeous how's your day going hopefully good if not this should put a smile on your face,I was scrolling through your page trying to see what u about, I like what i saw,plus you looking like fine wine in your pics,hit me up so we can chat
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From: Millertime
Subject Hey Cutie
Body: Hi Brianne
How are you? I just thought I would write to say hi and let you know you are incredibly sexy.. omg.. .. I LOVE your body...
P.S Have you ever been to Australia... you would love it out here!!!!
Robbie
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From: Fun
Body: hello! i live in california but will be working a trade show at the boston convention center for my company 8/18 - 8/21. i would love to have a cool girl to take out and have fun with while i'm there. if you are interested, write back!
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From: Poncharello
Subject hi
Body: marry me
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From: Jeff
Subject hiya
Body: hey there brianne, how are you? you're really quite a cutie... a smartie and a bit of a trouble maker perhaps? very sexy
sorry for the random note, just saying hi
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From: ShawnMassBoston
Subject Hey
Body: Very nice pics. UMass grad huh? Don't we all know how to party!!
Hit me up, I'd love to chat.
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From: christian
Subject i'm dan's friend
Body: we've been stalking you but don't worry we are not agressive. be our friend.
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From: 3,4-n-dioxy-alphamethyl-danamine
Subject Hey, from Our House
Body: I met you tonight at Our House in Allston, I'm the admirable guy who works for no money with chronically mentally ill folk. It was really nice to meet you and I'd still like to buy you that beer sometime. Please don't take this as a creepy stalker thing, but I will put in some effort to look for a girl as breath taking as you.
Thanks for a cool conversation, fellow smoker
-Dan
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From: John
Body: you are hot
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From: Billy
Body: Adorable pics and you ran the marathon??? I did it last year. I'm moving to Coolidge Corner (Live in Back Bay now) so remember my face and talk to me when you run into me sooner or later alright?? I might marry you...
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From: Never Bored
Subject New to Boston..
Body: Hi! I'm originally from Chicago, but I've been living in Southie for the past year and a half. I came across your profile, and I was captivated with what I just layed eyes on. Your beautiful. I know that sounds kind of corny from a guy who you don't even know, but take it for what its worth. If your single, I would love to chat with you sometime to get to know you better.
Talk to you soon!
Miguel
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From: ronnie
Body: hey sexy how u doin
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From: Jason
Body: You are an extremely beautiful woman! Just thought I should let you know that.
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From: Brian
Body: and well, your amazing
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From: Randy
Body: hello,
how are you? very nice profile and you are hot!!
can we chat?
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From: Body Pillow replacement
Body: your such a doll...(wink)
Would u like to chat?
Ciao,Keith
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From: Kyle
lets just get to the case we should probably just bang
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Please note that there are three (3) marriage proposals in this. In the past week. On myspace.
From: reid
Body: cool tattoo you got there.
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From: mike
Body: You're hot. would you ever consider phone sex?
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From: Goose
Body: ur a umass grad...my kind of people... i find you extremely attractive and i would like to take you out for a drink sometime soon!
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From: craig
Body: those are amazing pix you are absolutely stunning!!
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From: Boston's Own DJ Charismalicious
Body: Hey beautiful
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From: Matthew
I just came across your profile and you seemed nice
Im bored and i just moved here so Im sitting in on a sat night!
but oh well
you should add me and send me a message sometime
ttyl
Matthew
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From: G
Subject Just a quick little Hola!
Body: was passing thru wanted to say Hi!...I'm a fun, arty kid livin' in the North End and work as a writer/producer in the movie biz---the "legit" movie biz you can tell mom about....haha!...I'd love to talk with you more if you're into it!!
If you get a sec, give a shout!....Hope to hear from you!!
Cheerios!!!
Greg
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From: Hans
Date: Aug 12, 2006 9:01 PM
Subject My glasses are much dark
Body: But i think you have beauty... haha (laughter)
I am Hans I am single man too. If you like me and I feel right My sexy man will appear. We can together dance to serious grooves.
Hans
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From: Dave Thomas
Body: Not out tonight? =)
Just asking, clearly I'm not... yet... or anymore.. either or, I guess. =)
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From: bigheart
Body: hi i love you... i wana marry?
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From: shwaun
Body: is that spring break of 06' when that is where the party was. whats up !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Brian
Body: wow great name
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From: awesome guy
Body: thats a nice interesting view there from your profile, the background. u took it from your house? cool.
i have been to marina bay before, its nice. do u go there many times? u seem like a cool person, ru still single?
do u like latino guys?
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From: Dizza To The Hizza
Body: Hi cutie!
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From: James
Subject respect
Body: Hey Brianne,
I just wanted to send you a quick note of respect. You seem quite cool. It's nice to know there are people like you out there!
All the good love,
James
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From: Dean
Body: your soooo gorgeous..its rediculous.. ummmm.. do you have more pics.. are you single.. whats your story.. i dance for club embassy .. do you ever come clubbin there??
dean
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From: chris
Subject jumpoff
Body: Hey gorgeous how's your day going hopefully good if not this should put a smile on your face,I was scrolling through your page trying to see what u about, I like what i saw,plus you looking like fine wine in your pics,hit me up so we can chat
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From: Millertime
Subject Hey Cutie
Body: Hi Brianne
How are you? I just thought I would write to say hi and let you know you are incredibly sexy.. omg.. .. I LOVE your body...
P.S Have you ever been to Australia... you would love it out here!!!!
Robbie
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From: Fun
Body: hello! i live in california but will be working a trade show at the boston convention center for my company 8/18 - 8/21. i would love to have a cool girl to take out and have fun with while i'm there. if you are interested, write back!
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From: Poncharello
Subject hi
Body: marry me
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From: Jeff
Subject hiya
Body: hey there brianne, how are you? you're really quite a cutie... a smartie and a bit of a trouble maker perhaps? very sexy
sorry for the random note, just saying hi
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From: ShawnMassBoston
Subject Hey
Body: Very nice pics. UMass grad huh? Don't we all know how to party!!
Hit me up, I'd love to chat.
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From: christian
Subject i'm dan's friend
Body: we've been stalking you but don't worry we are not agressive. be our friend.
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From: 3,4-n-dioxy-alphamethyl-danamine
Subject Hey, from Our House
Body: I met you tonight at Our House in Allston, I'm the admirable guy who works for no money with chronically mentally ill folk. It was really nice to meet you and I'd still like to buy you that beer sometime. Please don't take this as a creepy stalker thing, but I will put in some effort to look for a girl as breath taking as you.
Thanks for a cool conversation, fellow smoker
-Dan
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From: John
Body: you are hot
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From: Billy
Body: Adorable pics and you ran the marathon??? I did it last year. I'm moving to Coolidge Corner (Live in Back Bay now) so remember my face and talk to me when you run into me sooner or later alright?? I might marry you...
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From: Never Bored
Subject New to Boston..
Body: Hi! I'm originally from Chicago, but I've been living in Southie for the past year and a half. I came across your profile, and I was captivated with what I just layed eyes on. Your beautiful. I know that sounds kind of corny from a guy who you don't even know, but take it for what its worth. If your single, I would love to chat with you sometime to get to know you better.
Talk to you soon!
Miguel
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From: ronnie
Body: hey sexy how u doin
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From: Jason
Body: You are an extremely beautiful woman! Just thought I should let you know that.
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From: Brian
Body: and well, your amazing
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From: Randy
Body: hello,
how are you? very nice profile and you are hot!!
can we chat?
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From: Body Pillow replacement
Body: your such a doll...(wink)
Would u like to chat?
Ciao,Keith
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From: Kyle
lets just get to the case we should probably just bang
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