What is your favorite famous last words quote? I've recently found a new one:
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." -Last words of a civil war general.
These kind of quotes are always enjoyable, so post your own.
I think that this is what Einstein said:
"He doesn't play dice with us."
"Don't worry, I won't step on any mines in this mine fie..." *BOOM* 
"Don't worry, I will be back in a sec..." *BOOM* 
"Don't worry, you won't get killed!" *BOOM* "Okay, so I was wrong... no biggie!" 
"Don't worry, that runaway truck isn't going to come anywhere near..." *SQUASH* 
"Do you smell gas?" *BOOM*
"Don't worry, this bridge looks perfectly safe..." *CRACK* "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *SPLAT* 
"I promise you that I am going to outlive you..." *BANG BANG BANG* 
"These explosives are perfectly stable!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course... Watch this." *BOOM* 
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As you can see, I have a lot of famous last words. I promise you that after this intermission, I will print you 15 mo *BOOM*
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-Nick 
| polly-gone wrote: |
"Don't worry, I won't step on any mines in this mine fie..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, I will be back in a sec..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, you won't get killed!" *BOOM* "Okay, so I was wrong... no biggie!"
"Don't worry, that runaway truck isn't going to come anywhere near..." *SQUASH*
"Do you smell gas?" *BOOM*
"Don't worry, this bridge looks perfectly safe..." *CRACK* "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *SPLAT*
"I promise you that I am going to outlive you..." *BANG BANG BANG*
"These explosives are perfectly stable!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course... Watch this." *BOOM*
INTERMISSION
As you can see, I have a lot of famous last words. I promise you that after this intermission, I will print you 15 mo *BOOM*
END INTERMISSION
-Nick |
lol
thats funny, but its also true.
although im laughing now, if you think about it, its sad.. really.. | polly-gone wrote: |
"Don't worry, I won't step on any mines in this mine fie..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, I will be back in a sec..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, you won't get killed!" *BOOM* "Okay, so I was wrong... no biggie!"
"Don't worry, that runaway truck isn't going to come anywhere near..." *SQUASH*
"Do you smell gas?" *BOOM*
"Don't worry, this bridge looks perfectly safe..." *CRACK* "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *SPLAT*
"I promise you that I am going to outlive you..." *BANG BANG BANG*
"These explosives are perfectly stable!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course... Watch this." *BOOM*
INTERMISSION
As you can see, I have a lot of famous last words. I promise you that after this intermission, I will print you 15 mo *BOOM*
END INTERMISSION
-Nick |
Lol! 
That's all looks so funny if written by you. But in the real movie, usually all of them are in serious scene.
My famous last words quotes :
- "Don't surrender till the end"
- "Kill me now!!!"
- "God, please save us""Give me a match, I think my gas tank is empty."
"You think the momma bear is around?"
"Hey! Did you flip the breaker?"
"Nah, there's no way the murderous axe-man is real."
"Let's split up!"
Ah, and
"Yes, that dress does make your butt look fat."
"Et tu, Brute" --- Shakespeare Julius Caesar
"YIKES!" --- Wile E Coyote
"Is this thing loaded?" *BANG*
"Sharks? There are no sharks in these waters..." *DUM DUM DUM DUM* MUNCH
"Did you hear that?" "I am going to go check it out. Stay here..." *AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
"What the hell is that? " *AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
"That's impossible. There is no such things as... *AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
"Quick give me your hand!" *AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
"You go on I'll catch up!" ***Insert whatever death noise you like here***
Mechanic: "It's only going to cost you $$$$$$ to fix your car
You: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
--Oscar Wilde
hehehe
"Sé que has venido para matarme. Dispara cobarde, que sólo vas a matar a un hombre."
Translation:
"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."
- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
i am prepared to meet my maker, the question is he prepared to meet me.
i think thats roughly what churchill said
I feel certain that I'm going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. ~ Virginia Woolf
It's actually part of her suicide note which hey, sort of counts as last words right?
| carlospro7 wrote: |
"Sé que has venido para matarme. Dispara cobarde, que sólo vas a matar a un hombre."
Translation:
"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."
- Ernesto "Che" Guevara |
Hola Carlos.
I also like those words."I'll be back"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
God knows how many times hes said it.
Unbelievable. No one has entered the most used "Final last word" of all.
"A problem has been detected and Windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer" - Windows XP on bad days.
Definitely not my favorite, but I DO see it a Lot 
Be Well | Bockman wrote: |
Unbelievable. No one has entered the most used "Final last word" of all.
"A problem has been detected and Windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer" - Windows XP on bad days.
Definitely not my favorite, but I DO see it a Lot
Be Well |
Wow, this one is funny. The Blue Screen of Death. I have never actually gotten this though. I am just that awesome.
-Nick 
The Blue Screen of Death was changed out in most situations with a windowed message - or nothing - starting with .. um.. Windows ME?
It's now: Windows has encountered a terminal error and must shut down.
Or: You notice that everything is frozen, and after a while it comes back, and no matter how much you shut things down nothing works as normal.
Microsoft received a lot of complaints about the blue screen of death, but instead of fixing it's many bugs, simply removed the Blue Screen itself.
"HEY CLETUS, HOLD MY BEER"
I'm from Texas... 
"for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part". This is the famous last words you ever heard when you are about to get married infront of the Priest, infront of God in the Roman Catholic wedding. Swearing each other. It is really a nerve racking.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionarY
| GoldWyvern wrote: |
The Blue Screen of Death was changed out in most situations with a windowed message - or nothing - starting with .. um.. Windows ME?
It's now: Windows has encountered a terminal error and must shut down.
Or: You notice that everything is frozen, and after a while it comes back, and no matter how much you shut things down nothing works as normal.
Microsoft received a lot of complaints about the blue screen of death, but instead of fixing it's many bugs, simply removed the Blue Screen itself. |
Actualy the BSOD exists in the Windows XP as in every previous Windops version. But by default the PC shuts itself down (and you can only glimpse the BSOD if you're lucky) and restarts.
Still, you can change this setup so it doesn't restart automatically (leaving the BSOD for you to read). I do this on every machine i get because i like to see what went wrong before restarting it. (given that it doesn't provide much readable info, but it still points you to some common problems)
To turn off the automatic restart you can go to Start -> Control Panel -> System -> (TAB) Advanced -> (Button) Startup and Recovery and -> (Checkbox) clear "Automatically Restart".
Be Well | Bockman wrote: |
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Haha, that's hilarious.
i must say I have not seen the blue screen of death, for an unknown reason, in a very long time(probably since i've been using xp). I know less than a year ago I encountered it but that's because my memory was physically damaged.
To keep it relevant:
"Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel"
"Pull the pin and count to what?""Hey, that's not a violin!" - a personal favourite.
"What does this button do?"
And of course, the old standby:
"What's the worst that could happen?" (Insert comic book noise here)
| nigam wrote: |
| "for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part". This is the famous last words you ever heard when you are about to get married infront of the Priest, infront of God in the Roman Catholic wedding. Swearing each other. It is really a nerve racking. |
Amen! I just got married a few months ago and I was like, "Oh God...I'm screwed." but...it hasn't been so bad thus far. | GoldWyvern wrote: |
The Blue Screen of Death was changed out in most situations with a windowed message - or nothing - starting with .. um.. Windows ME?
It's now: Windows has encountered a terminal error and must shut down.
Or: You notice that everything is frozen, and after a while it comes back, and no matter how much you shut things down nothing works as normal.
Microsoft received a lot of complaints about the blue screen of death, but instead of fixing it's many bugs, simply removed the Blue Screen itself. |
Not true!
I managed to get a blue screen of death out of windows Vista!Yeah, ocalhoun is right. Right after reading your post, I blue screened. I think your post did it. OMG!
-Nick I live for my country.... i die for my.... oh shit!
"March or Die"
Words said by my Sergeant before starting our March for the kepi blanc
I will never forget these words.
my favourite among all...
'i don't know'
| polly-gone wrote: |
"Don't worry, I won't step on any mines in this mine fie..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, I will be back in a sec..." *BOOM*
"Don't worry, you won't get killed!" *BOOM* "Okay, so I was wrong... no biggie!"
"Don't worry, that runaway truck isn't going to come anywhere near..." *SQUASH*
"Do you smell gas?" *BOOM*
"Don't worry, this bridge looks perfectly safe..." *CRACK* "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *SPLAT*
"I promise you that I am going to outlive you..." *BANG BANG BANG*
"These explosives are perfectly stable!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course... Watch this." *BOOM*
INTERMISSION
As you can see, I have a lot of famous last words. I promise you that after this intermission, I will print you 15 mo *BOOM*
END INTERMISSION
-Nick |
LOL that is very funny
My Famous Last Words would be
'Just Kill Me Now'There is another Sky..waalkeeerr....(as Yoda becomes one with the force)
I am invincible!(As Boris freezes solid)
You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.
Executed in electric chair.
Francis "Two Gun" Crowley, d. 1931
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
Executed by injection, Texas.
Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995
Not last words exactly, but good ones
""Death," Ray Charles told me when he first learned that cancer was devouring his body, "is the one ****** that ain't ever going away."""
| ocalhoun wrote: |
What is your favorite famous last words quote? I've recently found a new one:
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." -Last words of a civil war general.
These kind of quotes are always enjoyable, so post your own. |
HAHAHAAH! - is it true? That is hilarious! Not the way I would like to go... :pMy favorite last word:
"Hit your enemy hard, blessed be your hand".
| tony wrote: |
HAHAHAAH! - is it true? |
Quite true. It came along with the name and date of death of the general, but I forgot it. | jsk02a wrote: |
| nigam wrote: | | "for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part". This is the famous last words you ever heard when you are about to get married infront of the Priest, infront of God in the Roman Catholic wedding. Swearing each other. It is really a nerve racking. |
Amen! I just got married a few months ago and I was like, "Oh God...I'm screwed." but...it hasn't been so bad thus far. |
hahahaha....That's so funny... I hope my husband didn't said that as well...peace!I remember in a movie someone loaded a gun with a bullet and the criminal didn't know and he was saying: " And you want me to think this is loaded -- BOOM"
-Vladalf
Tell people that I said something smart!
My personal favorite last words...
"Hey guys, watch this.."
well, if you are in my guild in WoW, then you have probably heard this from thikk at least once. I can take em. normally this leads to him dying spectacularly...while taking many enemies and some of us with him.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
... No its a cloud ! (Thank you Captain obvious*)
Sad ones: "Don't worry dad ..."
Julius Ceaser to Brutus: "Et tu, Brute?"
Humurous one: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Tarzan: Who oiled my rope?
"That's all folks!" - Mel Blanc (The man of a thousand voices)
Where the fek did all those Indians come from...
General Custer.
"I'll back!"
From Anold, that's the best word of me "HEY CLETUS, HOLD MY BEER"
Gandhiji's last words?
"Hey Ram!"
"I wonder what would happen if we lit it on fire..?"
"Tell people I said something incredibly inspiring" - unkown.. lol
