Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down
and
wrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney
jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down
and
wrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney
jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.
