Chapter 2.
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
So, from Chapter 1 God has already created insects, cattle, sea life, man, woman etc.
2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Fair enough - health and safety legislation would indicate a break was needed.
3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
Well, we all like our days off.
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
Don't really get this bit...but onwards..
5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
So the trees and grasses existed as seeds up to this point...OK, but this contradicts Genesis 1..odd but let's go with it.
6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
OK so now we get rain. After the trees and grasses and herbs...odd because this again contradicts Genesis 1...but let's progress...
7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Now I thought that he created man and woman on day 6 in Genesis 1 ?
8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
OK..so this 'other' man is put in a garden. Presumably the previous men and women were not the 'chosen people' but this 'Adam' is?
9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
So we have an orchard.
10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
OK - an early example of irrigation.
11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
So the river Pison surrounds Havilah and Havilah is mineral rich...OK...
12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
So we have Gold, Gum trees and onyx..OK..
13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
Hmm...this is a problem
14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
This is presumably the Tigris and Euphrates.
15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
So Adam is in fact a tennant farmer or serf?
16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
Vegan?
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Hmm...remember this threat for later - it will prove to be a lie.
18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
But he already created man and woman in Genesis 1 so presumably this is a 'chosen' woman?
19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
So these would be different to the animals already created in Genesis 1? How long did it take Adam to name them all, I wonder, given that there are several million species...?
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Internet dating? Oops...a bit early for that...
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
An early example of abdominoplasty? Perhaps this is where Cher got the idea?
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
So here we have the first clone? Genetically modified 'sex-wise'...
23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
Incest? Tricky point of ethics here...
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
What father and mother would that be?
25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
Early naturists?
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
So, from Chapter 1 God has already created insects, cattle, sea life, man, woman etc.
2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Fair enough - health and safety legislation would indicate a break was needed.
3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
Well, we all like our days off.
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
Don't really get this bit...but onwards..
5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
So the trees and grasses existed as seeds up to this point...OK, but this contradicts Genesis 1..odd but let's go with it.
6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
OK so now we get rain. After the trees and grasses and herbs...odd because this again contradicts Genesis 1...but let's progress...
7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Now I thought that he created man and woman on day 6 in Genesis 1 ?
8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
OK..so this 'other' man is put in a garden. Presumably the previous men and women were not the 'chosen people' but this 'Adam' is?
9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
So we have an orchard.
10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
OK - an early example of irrigation.
11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
So the river Pison surrounds Havilah and Havilah is mineral rich...OK...
12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
So we have Gold, Gum trees and onyx..OK..
13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
Hmm...this is a problem
14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
This is presumably the Tigris and Euphrates.
15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
So Adam is in fact a tennant farmer or serf?
16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
Vegan?
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Hmm...remember this threat for later - it will prove to be a lie.
18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
But he already created man and woman in Genesis 1 so presumably this is a 'chosen' woman?
19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
So these would be different to the animals already created in Genesis 1? How long did it take Adam to name them all, I wonder, given that there are several million species...?
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Internet dating? Oops...a bit early for that...
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
An early example of abdominoplasty? Perhaps this is where Cher got the idea?
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
So here we have the first clone? Genetically modified 'sex-wise'...
23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
Incest? Tricky point of ethics here...
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
What father and mother would that be?
25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
Early naturists?
