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Do you give 100% at work ?

 


Alienz
Probably been around before but hey, what the hell !!

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16


17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit that will put you over the top.

Cool
homer09001
lol love it where did u get that or did u make it ureself
Alienz
I got it for another forum Smile
coolpages
good one.
thnks for sharing that...
babumuchhala
wow that was just cool

the only mathemthecal juglerie i knew was of 1=2.
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