POst Out ur Effective Pickup Lines!!!!
Effective Pick-up LInes
These don't exist... I have never heard/read an effective pickup line. Maybe they work for other women, but for me it all sounds like you need to prove something...
I've never used this but i still like it:
Excuse me, do you have a map, because baby, i'm lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, do you have a map, because baby, i'm lost in your eyes.
IMO, there's no such thing as an effective pick up line, in that really no matter which line you use the female is going to know that it's pickup line.
Where they work, is where men manage to make it all a bit of a joke. "We both know this is just a pick-up line to gauge wether you're interested, so if you think I'm worth a shot let's chat" kind of thing.
TBH, "what's a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this" would work well enough on me. It's just a formality.
(Although, if you've got something outrageous and you think she might be interested - use it. Make her laugh).
Where they work, is where men manage to make it all a bit of a joke. "We both know this is just a pick-up line to gauge wether you're interested, so if you think I'm worth a shot let's chat" kind of thing.
TBH, "what's a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this" would work well enough on me. It's just a formality.
(Although, if you've got something outrageous and you think she might be interested - use it. Make her laugh).
Those legs are fantastic......................... when do they open ?
This could get interesting ...
Ladies, please tell us .. Would any of you fall for a good sweet pick up line ? have any of you ever fallen for a good pickup line ?
Please help the guys out here.
There is no such thing as effective pickup lines. Those are a failed attempt at being conversation starters. Everywhere I've heard that women/girls think pick-up lines are too cheesy and the don't like them.
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Ok, that's more for a laugh than anything else.
Ok, that's more for a laugh than anything else.
Effective pick up lines???? I don't think they exist. The stuff that you read all over are only for that use only - to read NOT TO USE!!
Better to be yourself and not pretend to be someone else and not try too hard. Works for me!
Better to be yourself and not pretend to be someone else and not try too hard. Works for me!
| Alaskacameradude wrote: |
| "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Ok, that's more for a laugh than anything else. |
I love that one
I wouldn't really try it though. I don't think pick up lines work unless you want to have fun reading them.
A pick up line does not work alone. read the book "the game" about pick up artists. It looks a little weird, but its actually kind of fun to read.
| ainieas wrote: |
| Effective pick up lines???? I don't think they exist. The stuff that you read all over are only for that use only - to read NOT TO USE!!
Better to be yourself and not pretend to be someone else and not try too hard. Works for me! |
Yeah, so if it so easy for U to say "be yourself" tell me please how to start conversation with totally unknown girl that u have just spotted on i.e. street, near bar/disco??
For most guys (me including it's not so easy)
Do you usually start a conversation with unknown girls? I usually just let them pass.
Hey man...The only thing I know for sure is the following...Girls don't like pick-up lines...they find it cheap and I guess they have the feeling if they respond to these then they are easy girls to fall down for you (I mean I see all the time in clubs and bars that many do fall for you if you keep buying expensive them drinks all night but I can't explain this, maybe most women have a second personality, and she's a gold-digger, I swear to you!). I also think that they don't want to make it too easy for men to get into conversation with them (I mean again apart from if you are very powerful, famous, rich or extremely handsome), they need a guy that shows them that he got some brains, originality, style and charm. Women look all time for men able to seduce them. And we most men, put women on a pedestal and are too afraid of them for that.
| hellnut wrote: |
| POst Out ur Effective Pickup Lines!!!! |
" will be successful in opening up a conversation... a guy who uses this sentence just as pick-up line .... well you know what her reaction would be...We call it "ihm den kalten Schulter zu zeigen" in germany Pick-up lines work with dumb sexed up girls....not intelligent girls 
They're embarrassing.
I don't think I'd want a relationship with a girl that'd react to something as stupid as a pick up line.
for what it's worth, I found these math-related pickup lines online.... Enjoy!
being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
can i explore your mean value?
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
i = Ø when i am not with you
my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
What's your favorite linear transformation?
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.
let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
you and i add up better than a riemann sum
i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
you've got more curves than a triple integral
i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
int[2x,x,10,13]?
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
can i explore your mean value?
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
i = Ø when i am not with you
my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
What's your favorite linear transformation?
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.
let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
you and i add up better than a riemann sum
i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
you've got more curves than a triple integral
i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
int[2x,x,10,13]?
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
someday things would go on our way...
none, theres no such thing. unless ur on spring break but that don't count n e ways
The best pickup line is in your pants.
I've found that "hello" works rather well.
| Insanity wrote: |
| I've found that "hello" works rather well. |
Quite true!!! And i never seemed 2 me a great idea 2 use a pickup line. I wud rather go and introduce myself 2 her
I've never heard one that actually works... although I love saying them to girls that are friends, just as a joke. My favorite is one that I made up a few years ago (it's highly ridiculous).
Do you believe in practicing safe sex?
Hopefully they say, "Yes."
Then let's go practice!
It's never worked, but it's fun to say it to girls that are just your friend.
Do you believe in practicing safe sex?
Hopefully they say, "Yes."
Then let's go practice!
It's never worked, but it's fun to say it to girls that are just your friend.
"So...you're a girl...right?"
Strangely enough that never works. Tony has heaps of great ones!
That's great!
Strangely enough that never works. Tony has heaps of great ones!
| Quote: |
| you've got more curves than a triple integral |
That's great!
| tony wrote: |
| for what it's worth, I found these math-related pickup lines online.... Enjoy!
int[2x,x,10,13]? |
huh ? But I like all the others
New Scientist even held a contest for this and published a list of the wiining entries. I'll dig up the old issues and see if I can find it. Some of them had me laughing for hours
never really used pick up lines, o wait ,, one time I was at the club I saw a girl coming out of the ladies room, first word came out of my mouth "so did you take a big crap?". needless to say that didn't work.
| gr8inferno wrote: |
| never really used pick up lines, o wait ,, one time I was at the club I saw a girl coming out of the ladies room, first word came out of my mouth "so did you take a big crap?". needless to say that didn't work. |
Haha, that made me laugh! Did she laugh when hearing that? My guess is not.
| gr8inferno wrote: |
| never really used pick up lines, o wait ,, one time I was at the club I saw a girl coming out of the ladies room, first word came out of my mouth "so did you take a big crap?". needless to say that didn't work. |
lmao, I'm curious, what did she say after that? That's good, had me laughing.
I don't really believe in these pick-up lines, you would just look like a fool in my opinion.
| FunDa wrote: |
| This could get interesting ...
Ladies, please tell us .. Would any of you fall for a good sweet pick up line ? have any of you ever fallen for a good pickup line ? Please help the guys out here. |
No way I would fall for something like that... I prefer a guy who makes me smile becaus what he says is really funny. Or a guy who can talk with me on a "high" level...
| Ghost Rider103 wrote: |
| lmao, I'm curious, what did she say after that? That's good, had me laughing.
I don't really believe in these pick-up lines, you would just look like a fool in my opinion. |
well, it was one of those moment that you just want to hide. She didn't say anything she had this suprised look on her face for about 5 seconds and I turned around pretended to be mingling with other people. You can say that it was one of my embarassing moment.
My Fav Pickup line is "Hey my name is Dave, but you can call me Anytime"
Think it depends on the situation. Perhaps it is at a party or a social place where people are flirting with one another. So maybe it will not be completely out of line there. Personally I try and catch their eyes and try and read them first. If it looks OK to take the plunge, come up with a hello and ask whether their drink needs topping up. Take it from there. I think most may be insulted by blatant pick-up lines. Not the right approach at all.
"I know you won't let me buy you a drink. So can I just give you the money?"
| TVme wrote: |
| "I know you won't let me buy you a drink. So can I just give you the money?" |
Well, this one may just work, depending on a good sense of humour! May get her to laugh and that is usually a very good opening line
| PennyLane wrote: |
| These don't exist... I have never heard/read an effective pickup line. Maybe they work for other women, but for me it all sounds like you need to prove something... |
Amen to that.
There is no such thing as a "pick-up line" for any girl worth staying with. Maybe if you want to have a good time, do some naughty things, then never see each other again, you can use these. But, if you want someone to stay with forever, you have to take time, court them, and show them that you are the one who can make all their dreams come true.
| psycosquirrel wrote: |
| There is no such thing as a "pick-up line" for any girl worth staying with. Maybe if you want to have a good time, do some naughty things, then never see each other again, you can use these. But, if you want someone to stay with forever, you have to take time, court them, and show them that you are the one who can make all their dreams come true. |
I would say this depends on the situation. A little flirting in the right relaxed atmosphere and a few laughs can be uplifting. But when it is done perhaps aggressively and inappropriately, I would agree it can be annoying. Guess the girl will then know how to handle it. Good old-fashioned "look that can kill" and looking him up and down will do it. Or just ignore him. Some ladies know how to make mincemeat out of guys like that in very neat and creative ways.
| psycosquirrel wrote: |
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There is no such thing as a "pick-up line" for any girl worth staying with. |
Can I take the liberty of asking you a daft question ?
i tried 'are you free at 3am tonight...' didnt work.
take a piece of ice from your drink and smash it on the floor, make sure it is broken. and say " Now that the ice is broken can we have a conversation?"
I would never date a guy who uses a pick up line for me.
To me he sounds fake and uninteresting. The words were invented by someone and meant for that other someone's sweetheart. So it's like presenting me with a fake item and expecting me to pay the price of the real stuff. It's not gonna work.
To me he sounds fake and uninteresting. The words were invented by someone and meant for that other someone's sweetheart. So it's like presenting me with a fake item and expecting me to pay the price of the real stuff. It's not gonna work.
I dont like pickup lines. I think the biggest thing is to approach a girl confidently and be alot of fun. Avoid boring topics like the usual what do you do what are your hobbies blah blah. Every other guy that approaches her brings up that stuff and after awhile they get tired of it. Always approach a girl with a high energy level. Don't be quiet and ackward you want them to enjoy your company and want to get to know you better.
| Tumbleweed wrote: | ||
Can I take the liberty of asking you a daft question ? |
Yes.
Here's proof of what I said in my previous post:
| tapina wrote: |
| I would never date a guy who uses a pick up line for me.
To me he sounds fake and uninteresting. The words were invented by someone and meant for that other someone's sweetheart. So it's like presenting me with a fake item and expecting me to pay the price of the real stuff. It's not gonna work. |
Girls simply don't like pick-up lines. It is demeaning, and makes them feel objectified.
| psycosquirrel wrote: | ||||
Yes. |
Ok ,I will think of one
On another note, people ahouls be original. A lot of times people limit their achivements by trying too hard to imitate others, instead of developing their own unique skills that will make them different, but interesting.
Amateurs! You're going with the mildly amusing trying to be clever pick up lines. If watching endless hours of MadTV have taught me anything, it's that Funky Walker Dirty Talker has the real panty melters! Pick up lines are the foundation for bar dating! It doesn't matter if you're an independent partially feminist woman looking for love, because we all know that the one thing anyone really wants is to live out their primal instincts. But because we humans think too much, we are too cautious, and worry too much about making mistakes. Human beings are the only species that set up a system that denies primal instincts, and has screwed itself over by making pregnancy uneconomical. So, screw you, society! I say we live out our instincts! Go out to your local bar or dance club, use some amazingly sexational pick up lines, and start making babies to rebel against the system!
BTW: Anyone who actually listens to my advice is a stark-raving lunatic. However, I wholeheartedly encourage the idea of "do as I say, not as I do." I'm not gonna be having babies anytime soon. I can't afford it!
BTW: Anyone who actually listens to my advice is a stark-raving lunatic. However, I wholeheartedly encourage the idea of "do as I say, not as I do." I'm not gonna be having babies anytime soon. I can't afford it!
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