A man applied for a job as a CIA agent at Washington. A few days later, he recieved a letter saying that he would be called in for an interview. The day of the interview, he was confronted by two cliche bald men.
"We need to give you a test of loyalty to the United States of America. We have asked your wife to sit in with us today. To become an agent of the CIA you must kill her with this gun."
The man was horrified, but he knew that he had pledged allegiance since the day he was born. He entered a small room that contained his wife. The door shut. A few seconds later, there was a loud clamoring inside the room. After the ordeal had quieted, the man re-emerged. He was bloodied, and tossed the agents the gun.
"There was a faulty bullet in there, so I had to beat her to death."
"We need to give you a test of loyalty to the United States of America. We have asked your wife to sit in with us today. To become an agent of the CIA you must kill her with this gun."
The man was horrified, but he knew that he had pledged allegiance since the day he was born. He entered a small room that contained his wife. The door shut. A few seconds later, there was a loud clamoring inside the room. After the ordeal had quieted, the man re-emerged. He was bloodied, and tossed the agents the gun.
"There was a faulty bullet in there, so I had to beat her to death."
