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m_furquan36
You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
cavalkaf
Someone finally understands me!
vip2k
i don't get this joke, can u clearify for me?
pagaldivanna
i dont get this joke....can u explain me lil bet........thanx and i understand some and it's rally cool..... Laughing Laughing
rchiko
that was a good one!
LOL!
i love this forum. makes U laugh
Hoss
For the people who don't understand, it's kind of an inside joke for those who know programming/computers. Razz Got a laugh out of me. ^_^
BaZaY
hahaha lol i loved it!!!! Smile
mele
Hahahahah Laughing Laughing Laughing That's cool one.
For you that don't understand it's like this:

You know you chat too much if you say "lol" instead of laughing in real life.
Basically you live in internet chat world, just in this case you live in computer programing world
cowboyx
nice. . . . if linux made an airplane everyone would bring there own seperate parts
dan751
lol, those are pretty funny. I like them.Smile
lrdslr
LOL! Cool...

Smile
soulman
Quote:
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.


Oh my god, this is cooooooooool !!!
NeedLeFLuff
Lol! Coll Laughing Laughing
Lukrasha
haha Laughing I think most programmers have felt this way at one point or another.
viper34
hahaha ... it is so funnyy . Laughing
homer09001
nice 1 furq for thso who dont understand learn more about computers lol
sergio_ykz
Friends? I don't need friends, I buy a computer...

If this world are a beta version, we are the bugs...

Multitask: Read in the WC.

Don't get the phone to call the firefightes, wait to finish my download.

This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x

Mouse not found, watch the cat.

Go to McDonalds and get a XCopy.

Hiroshima \'45, Chernobyl \'86, Windows \'98.

A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.

----
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion
and it'll give the correct answer. Computer, what is the
speed of light?"
Computer: 186,282 miles per second.
Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer: George Washington.
President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
Where is my father?"
Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
years ago!"
Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
landed a twelve pound bass.
----

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
marocsite
good joke i laugh alot about your joke
smksa.prefects
ha....I like jokes about computer.....by the way I have a website that has jokes about computers...most about Micr0s0ft.

Check it out!
http://computer-jokes.net/
Summer
I like this kind of pc jokes . It makes me laugh . Very Happy
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