Here I discovered a website, where you can have your unique gansta nick alternative for your name. Mine was Tree Trunk Gat Slinga! Just go and check what's yours here!
Also you can have your Mafia name! Call me Blood Bath Tito from now on 
Hey call me Supa Prison Fish now 
I'm either White Mint Flava (gangsta), Mahmudvök Nelson (Taxi driver), Tinkle Anus (pet name - that is a weird one), "Porthole" Bruno Cutler (pirate) or Alphonso the Con (Mafia) 
Cold bull Dodga. Now thats gangsta
Big Fat Al my mafia name. I'm not fat, haha
<- "Rump-thumpin Monkey Hunta".. if you don't know you betta aks somebody... haha
Yo Yo i'm Off Da Hook G From Now Guys So Don't Mess With me 
Cold Lumpynutz in 'da house Yo wassup homies, I'm Gun Doggy Slim Jimma
lol awesome find!
im the Purple-Headed Crack Robba or Green Egg Scratchy Nutz Hmm not sure I'll use this nick anywhere... "John Cougar Drug Smuggla"... 
I feel violated 
My name (Gun Doggy Slim Jimma) sorta freaked me out because someone I know calls me "slim jim" because I'm skinny... I guess I'm Sweet Cop Killa... I tried my real name and online aliases, however... All of them either include the word b**** or a**... And since I have something against myself swearing... I decided to use a nickname instead... So... Now I'm the cop killa... haha~!
Well tell me when you get this one:
Cold Bull Dodga
Also mine is:
Green Egg Slim Jimma
Gangsta: Ribbed Ass Grabba
Taxi Driver: Üreenmywai Evans
Pirate: Pirate Louis the Dagger (actually sounds pretty cool)
Mafia Name: Twisted Nicky De Luca (Coolest of all)
Gangsta name: White Mofo Cracka Fool
Taxi Driver: Zzmükhan Brown
Pirate: Cap'n Vinny Buttscrape
Mafia: Ass Clown Silvio
This site is pretty cool, though i dont think that my names are very nice....
Haha Heres Mine
Slippin Pond Swimma
I'm Da Dung Beetle, which means shit beetle i think.... kinda disgusting tho....
I am Sweet Pond Swimma,it's so funny.
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Sherman Tank Chinaman
These generators are a waste of time, but fun anywayz. I like http://www.jobpredictor.com/ "Your ideal job is satan" haha, who doesn't love that. Other possible answers my friends got are: "topless model" and "drag queen" LMAO Yo! Old Dirty G-Ride Bouncer in da house! hehehe
Or.. Ol' Fabiano Sleepswithfishes, you know what i mean.. yah.. a little concrete shoes? whats your shoesize??
Or, if you are my wife/girlfriend or whatever just call me : Happy Ears..
No i do not have big happy ears, thats just silly....
If you meet Hö Nelson in a cab, that would be me... yep thats right.. talking swedish right in your face and calling myself Hö Nelson...
This was great! thanks all!
Now i will continue with my ideal job :
Your ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!
Hehehe... call me Supa-Hard Mint Flava now yay Call me Fried Green Chimpanzee I am Robba...
Janky Crack Robba
ei guys i know the script for that its purely javascript....ive already done that ive tried it and its funny...: )
anyway call me: Good-ass Train Jumpa Gangsta: Cow-tippin Crack Robba. . . . rriiiiiiight. . . .
Taxi: Måsturbaba Murphy. . .Now thats more like it
Pet Name: Toodle Pee. . .. thats just wrong. . .
ARRRRRR Mateys I am Gurglin' Bradford Read,
Mafia: Jumpy Jake Lombardi heh! haha...these things are cool were do you find them at?? i like the ones that can say who you like and stuff...there are tons of them on myspace....lol
great!
im Fried Green Dick Ssssup from Gangsta "Wobbly Bastard"
or am I pirate "Eye-Gougin' Bobby Grimm"?
LOL
Mad Cow G is in the building. haha tha real gangsta
Mercedes-Rollin Monkey Hunta
my taxi name is to complicated even for copy/paste but here is my pet name Silky Pants ))
and my mafia nick Motor Tongue Jack No thanks. I don't endorse the illiterate subculture*. Clearly they are capable of communicating. We arleady have a nicely evolved language. They have waaaaay too much equivocation.
* although I occasionally revisit
http://engrish.com/ My Original Gangsta Name: Gun Doggy Rhino Banga
My Taxi Driver Name: Chow-Chow Evans
My Pet Name: Spanky Jiggles
Usage: "Awww, did my little Spanky Jiggles have a rough day at work?"
My Pirate Name: Pirate Wally the Engorged
My Mafia Name: Lucky Emilio DiMarco
Well they seem to differ a bit, but I'm not too sure about the Spanky Jinggles bit...
You can now all call me:
Drunken Monkey Hunta
I wonder if that means I'm drunk or if the monkey's drunk
Other names:
Taxi: Zzmükhan Johnson
Pet: Farty Anus 
or if I were female: Farty Schmookiddy-Dooks
Pirate: Cap'n Radley Burntbeard (I'm a captain )
Mafia: Scarred-up Luca
And lastly:
Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?
