Do you guys like knock-knock jokes?? Well... i LOVE 'EM
So here are the jokes that made me laugh a lot :
(By the way... please post other funny knock-knock jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce, who?
Lettuce in and you will find out!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!
Who's there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
I see your underwear.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood, who?
Wood you like to let me in now? (wood you ****** with me if i tell you)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
UCI.
UCI who?
UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Crock and Dial.
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
B2
B2 who?
B2 school on time!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hand.
Hand who?
hand over your wallet, this is a stick up!
So here are the jokes that made me laugh a lot :
(By the way... please post other funny knock-knock jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce, who?
Lettuce in and you will find out!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!
Who's there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
I see your underwear.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wood.
Wood, who?
Wood you like to let me in now? (wood you ****** with me if i tell you)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
UCI.
UCI who?
UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Crock and Dial.
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
B2
B2 who?
B2 school on time!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hand.
Hand who?
hand over your wallet, this is a stick up!
