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Support: Please press F1
User types "F"+"1"
User: The new writing applaction is stupid. When I finish a page, the first line disappears.
Support: What is on your Screen?
User: A cup of coffee.
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User: I can't burn on a CD!
Support: Do you use a CD Burning applaction?
User: Yes, it always says that there is no CD in the drive!
I tried it on his PC, worked. The user saw it and said:
So I have to put in the CD in THIS slot?
I looked at the PC, there was a small gap between the CD Drive and the Power switches. I opend the PC, 12 CDs were in it!
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Last year a member of the company ordered 100 CDs. I thought nothing special, she has now just enough for the next year.
Next week she ordered 100 more, and next week also. I went to her office, there were all CDs labeled with "report.doc", "weekly report.doc" and so on. She put every file on a new CD. She wondered when I showed her how to burn all files on 1 CD.
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User: My monitor has an error! Sometimes the screen gets black, but when I punch it heavily, it turns fine again!
I went to the guy, started it and nothing happened. But then the screensaver did his work.
User: Look! There!
Then he punched it so hard, that the mouse moved...
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The System Administrator asked me to check the server. He said that every day at 8:35 pm the server shuts down, but nobody knows why. I went to the server room at 8:30, nothing happened. But then the cleaning woman came in, pulled out the energy cable of the server and plugged the vacuum cleaner in...
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Subject: Wrong E-Mail adress
A couple decided to go on vacation. But the woman had to work 2
days longer. When the man arrived, he sent her an E-Mail but
entered the wrong adress.
At the same time a woman became a widow. In her sadness she
checked her E-Mails. She readed one and then collapsed. Her
daughter came in, saw her mother on the ground and an E-Mail
at the PC:
Subject: Hello!
I just arrived down here. It's all ready for your arrival tommorow!
P.S.:
Very hot here...
User types "F"+"1"
User: The new writing applaction is stupid. When I finish a page, the first line disappears.
Support: What is on your Screen?
User: A cup of coffee.
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User: I can't burn on a CD!
Support: Do you use a CD Burning applaction?
User: Yes, it always says that there is no CD in the drive!
I tried it on his PC, worked. The user saw it and said:
So I have to put in the CD in THIS slot?
I looked at the PC, there was a small gap between the CD Drive and the Power switches. I opend the PC, 12 CDs were in it!
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Last year a member of the company ordered 100 CDs. I thought nothing special, she has now just enough for the next year.
Next week she ordered 100 more, and next week also. I went to her office, there were all CDs labeled with "report.doc", "weekly report.doc" and so on. She put every file on a new CD. She wondered when I showed her how to burn all files on 1 CD.
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User: My monitor has an error! Sometimes the screen gets black, but when I punch it heavily, it turns fine again!
I went to the guy, started it and nothing happened. But then the screensaver did his work.
User: Look! There!
Then he punched it so hard, that the mouse moved...
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The System Administrator asked me to check the server. He said that every day at 8:35 pm the server shuts down, but nobody knows why. I went to the server room at 8:30, nothing happened. But then the cleaning woman came in, pulled out the energy cable of the server and plugged the vacuum cleaner in...
________________________________________________________
Subject: Wrong E-Mail adress
A couple decided to go on vacation. But the woman had to work 2
days longer. When the man arrived, he sent her an E-Mail but
entered the wrong adress.
At the same time a woman became a widow. In her sadness she
checked her E-Mails. She readed one and then collapsed. Her
daughter came in, saw her mother on the ground and an E-Mail
at the PC:
Subject: Hello!
I just arrived down here. It's all ready for your arrival tommorow!
P.S.:
Very hot here...
