While practicing my super human abilities one day I felt the need to recite the rules by which one should live his or her life in order to not become the latest and greatest horror movie victim, but I couldn't remember them all.
Please post what you think should be listed amung things you should and should not do in a horror movie in order to survive. Yes, if you are really twisted you can phrase this as what you should and should not do in order to get killed in a horror movie.
Example:
Don't go upstairs alone
Do chop off your alien arm in order to keep it from killing you.
Don't sneek off alone at pool parties
Do wear colored underwear on the outside of spandex pants while fighting crime
Don't break the pattern
Do be good little frihosters and play along!!! lolz, gotcha!!
Seriously! Keep the pattern going!! one "Do" for every "Don't" means you are smart. Anyone not following the pattern is going on my list of frihost retards (oh yeah, i have one). 
Don't ever walk around without a flashlight
Do RUN when things get ugly instead of hanging around stupidly to get killed.
| Aless wrote: |
Don't ever walk around without a flashlight
Do RUN when things get ugly instead of hanging around stupidly to get killed. |
awesome
congrats, you didn't make the list! 
Don't go to rest stops. ever - amen. 
Do carry large amounts of ammo for no reason.
Don't go to small towns. you can live there, but don't go there if you don't live there. if you are moving to one... you are a goner. Never Canoe past one. ever - amen.
Do leave the house. just go...you have the car running outside!! just go.... no..... you don't have to open that door at the end of the hall.... just run.... the car is running outside ... all you have to do is turn around and walk outside... but what's that sound coming from the end of the hall... the door... just about to touch the handle... there's something in there making a tapping... sound...
JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!! make up an excuse for having enough sense to get out ALIVE!! GET IN THE RUNNING CAR AND DRIVE AWAY!! Whatever is making the tapping sound can just keep on making that tapping sound and I don't give a hoot!! Do not go and investigate what's inside the closet.
Do stick in groups.
Don't lose your head
Do keep your head about you
Don't answer the phone
Do install caller-ID
Don't ride around in the trunk. If the trunk opens..
Do come out like a bat out of hell... don't wait for your eyes to adjust there is nothing good to see and nothing good waiting for you. Might as well stage an all out war right as the trunk opens. It is your only chance. Your eyes will adjust soon enough so you can see what you are beating down for putting you in the trunk.
Don't lean over the side of a boat
Do fish with dinamite
Don't be a jerk
Do plan your escape carefully. Your plan will work no matter how silly because bad guys never win. It's true. As long as your plan includes looking great in leather, a little dirt, a little dry blood on the corner of your mouth you are totally golden.
wow, where do i start
Do not leave your house, or in that fact, dont leave your room lol
If you are going to remain in your house, dont baracade the doors.
Remove any sharp object from your home, anything that could do you damage.
Dont read books, dont go on trains to small European towns. Id say your best bet is to become the horror instead of the victim
Call steven King, he'll have some ideas to help you out! but still, your phone line is either cut, or theres someone waiting on the line to speak to you as soon as you pick it up.
Wow, good topic! lol
| ozziejim wrote: |
| ...Wow, good topic! lol |
Thanks ozziejim, you made my day. I, for one, thought that this was a good topic worth discussing. We all joke around about what to do and not do in a horror film, but there should be a rule book because there are so many.
BTW, ozziejim is too cool to be added to my list. If you don't know what the list is, or why I have it then read the topic of this thread. Definately guilty of breaking the "Don't/Do" pattern he said the magic words "Good Topic" so he was instantly forgiven. 
Thanks for the post ozziejim!!!Don't bare your breasts
Do keep a lubed/gased chainsaw hidden in the tool shead
Don't let the chainsaw get used on you
Do get into fist fight with unarmed bad guy. they always lose those fights
Don't Let the lights go out.
Do pay your electricity bill XD
Don't have sex in a remote cabin in the woods, especially if you're at summer camp.
DO watch where you're going when you're running away so you don't trip over a tree root.
LOL, you guys are funny!!! Thanks for adding your two cents... you made my day!!!
I'm going to have to start collecting and editing these rules into the Horror Film Survival Guide (a book I should write). ;-P
Don't ever, movies do replicate,
Do shoot, without a wait.
PLEASE tell me that made no sense !!!
Don't run upstairs when you've got no means to escape up there.
When you're in a group, stay in a group. Don't split up.
When there's a serial killer about, it's not a good time to go off somewhere quiet for a quickie.
When you knock the killer out, finish the job. Don't let him to get up and give chase again. Also, don't drop your weapon near him. I mean seriously, people!
Running does no good. Horror movies work on the 'hare and tortoise' basis in that the tortoise always wins in the end. It doesn't matter how slowly the killer ambles along, he'll catch up to you no matter how fast you sprint.
The simple advice from me would be.......not to watch horror movie itself!!
On other side I would suggest:
Not to go in a lonely forest,
Always keep an inverter in your house to keep an uninterrupted power suppy.(coz darkness breeds evil forces)
Never watch the moon for too long
Stay in group, dont allow anyone of the group to go( ven for peeing!! 
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I'm not getting more points for now. | ankitdatashn wrote: |
| I'm not getting more points for now. |
Not that we would want you to actually enjoy conversing with us here!! LOL, there is more to life than points...jerk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Besides... you broke the pattern. your name is going on the list.
__________________ 
__________________don't go off alone in the woods
do carry a weapon at all times
haha i can't think of any others that no one has said yet 
Don't go anywhere alone.
Wear good running shoes at all times!
| IceCreamTruck wrote: |
| Don't bare your breasts |
LIES
Don't ever EVER drop the f***ing gun.
Don't go back for the b****.
You should, however, always remember that while the giant computer may not be able to physically hurt you, it can flood the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.Don't look under the couch. (really, what's wrong with these people?)
Do watch your back.
Don't hang out with the scientist who is conducting a cutting edge experiment with viruses on fluffy harmless animals.
Do choose your friends very carefully.
Don't drive through isolated communities with your girlfriend in a dilapidated car at night.
Do bring a toolbox and jumper cables!
Don't hang out in graveyards, abandoned hotels, or caves.
Do carry a wooden stake, and silver bullet when exploring!
Fun | riv_ wrote: |
| Don't look under the couch. (really, what's wrong with these people?) |
Don't look under anything... this includes (but not limited to): beds, carpets, cars, trucks, mobil homes (prefab housing of any kind), schrubs/trees, trailers, desks, couches, chairs, tables... etc. With extra warning on beds, trailers, and mobil homes. Use the flame thrower first. Don't look just cook!!
Do keep going. I know you are tired, hungry, and wet but that first cabin you come to is always a situation that you don't want to get into. Just keep going and look for the next cabin or shelter. The next one is probably filled with little old ladies that are handing out hot chocolate, marchmallows, and they've already got the fire going and a chainsaw well lubed and gased up in the shed. Keep walking and stay with them instead of staying in the first cabin you come to. You'll thank me in the morning. Everyone knows that Alien, Serial Killer, Mutant, Outlaws always stay in the first cabin they come to, and they are cranky if you wake them up.
;-p | rightclickscott wrote: |
| IceCreamTruck wrote: | | Don't bare your breasts |
LIES
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I would agree that altough the alternative is fun it usually gets the girl killed.
| rightclickscott wrote: |
Don't ever EVER drop the f***ing gun.
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Glue the thing to your hand if you have to, or take a moment to wipe the oil off your hand on your shirt. He's been chasing for miles... run your hand through the grass or something to wipe whatever it is that is on your hand off before it's too late and you drop the gun!!
| rightclickscott wrote: |
Don't go back for the b****.
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Yes..yes! there are always more fish in the sea!! LMAO!!! Remember to save your own ass!! No one else will, and it's always your last chance to get out alive. What better distraction technique then to leave the girl behind in order to make your get away. All's fair in love and surviving horror movies!
| rightclickscott wrote: |
You should, however, always remember that while the giant computer may not be able to physically hurt you, it can flood the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. |
This includes your desktop PC. yes, the one your are typing on now. the one you are reading this message on. Quick!!! the flame thrower...use it now!!Don't let anyone off the bus
Do stay on the interstate
Don't wear red shirts, especially if it's a uniform
Do carry a BFG (if you dont' know type "doom bfg" into a search engine)
Don't point flashlights or video recorders at your face. You will die shortly after from complications.
Do choose a different hobbie then going into the woods to investigate scary things.
Don't go on vacation
Do stay in the boat
Don't pet large bugs
Do keep firing if it's still twitching
Don't turn to look back
Do crush robots in large industrial machines. The big red button always works in this case.
LMAO!!!! I just had another idea for a topic. Advice for mutant, alien, serial killers!! It's kind of the opposite of this topic. Instead of surviving, we could get together a rule book for axe murderers. things like ... "dont' talk, just kill" would be a great place to start!!! lol I think I'll have to start it now.
lol, this thread is kinda funny
DON'T walk/run/investigate weird sounds especially if it's coming from someplace dark and creepy
DO run away from weird sounds
| Aless wrote: |
Don't ever walk around without a flashlight
Do RUN when things get ugly instead of hanging around stupidly to get killed. |
haha. u r rite. learn some self-defence skillsmake sure you're the good looking and nice one because that makes the chances of you getting killed much smaller, you are the good guy so you have to win 
when you get to run away head for outside NOT upstairs or to the basement
To an English teacher who asked me if I liked horror movie, I answered : "About cinema... I'm like girls. I work by period. And sometimes, it's bloody" ^^
Was my life.
don't read latin inscriptions on found objects or written in creepy books out loud.
Thought of another one:
Don't be the only black guy. If they don't die in the first reel, they get killed at the end in some horribly ironic manner after being heroic through the rest of the film.
Do be a plucky, rebellious teenager that the sheriff just won't listen to. They always live to save the day.
OK, so I have to note that this is my favorite thread ever!!! and I created it, yes.
It makes my day to see what you guys write on this thread, and I check it often.
So here's a big shout-out to all how have posted here: You guys are awesome, funny, and totally cool. Keep up the good work!
Don't walk, bleeding, towards the first car you see on the road. It's the bad guy and he's going to run you over.
Do save the day by yourself. If you ask for help that person is doomed to die horribly moments after they "try" to help you.
Don't worry if you are a good guy or a good looking, down to earth, girl. You will survive the longest. Possibly several films in a row. If you are just cute and superficial, then you are in trouble.
Do carry safety pins, hair pins, nail files, hand-cuff keys (necklaces are nice unless you are tied behind your back), swiss knives, or other small tools for easy access when you get tied up. Also, hide them around the house at random, or just think about tying people up and where you would do it in your house and then hide them there.
Don't carry crosses, garlic, or holy water. Evil has developed an imunity these days.
Do carry chainsaws, shotguns, baseball bats... these tools never loose effectiveness and always come in handy.
This is a standalone rule: NEVER...for any reason...say you'll "be back in five minutes." This goes for "I'll be right back" and any statement starting "If I don't make it..." just leave! Don't talk, just leave...it might be your last chance to shut up and survive the film. Scientific laws are proven with less evidence to back them up, and this pretty much applies to every horror film ever made.
Here's one from The Shining:
Don't Ever Take A Winter Break In A Lodge Alone For Months At A Time With Your Family, Things Could Turn Psycho.
Do however make conversations with imaginary people to pass the time. - Don't scream
- Never go alone
Keep up the good work people!!
Soon I am going to rewrite the whole thing into a small book/essay on what to do and what not to do in horror movies. Hopefully you will see copies in print some day!
Good job in making me laugh again!!
~ Don't ever walk with a stranger, he might steal your heart.
~ Never go and venture into the dark, you will not see where you are going.
Don't be a smarty pants and starts to investigate the place just because you heard a noise at the back..
Do drink enough water before running away from the serial killer..
Unless you're the guy from GTA and can just cap ass?
| hofodomo01 wrote: |
| Unless you're the guy from GTA and can just cap ass? |
Dude...there are rules! You can't just blurt something out no matter now cleaver it is. So due to the fact that a "Do/Don't" structure has been established I call foul on hofodomo01.
To the jury I state that hofodomo01 doesn't even have any good "do/don't rulez" posted yet that would give him cool points and save him from a horrible punishment. Sorry hofodomo01, but you know better than to break the rulez!!
Your punishment, hofodomo01, is to write 5 Do/Don't Horror Movie Rulez before the weekend!! You have 6 days left!Oh BTW Props to JohnCarlo and molif on being super cool posters who do know the rulez!!!
I'll have to hook you guys up with some inside passes!! Events coming up are out of this world!!
yeah horror movies rules. I just keep thinking of what they'll be like in the future where televisions have become sooo much more complex, using more of the 5 senses. It's going to be intense! haha but yeah horror movies are awesome, i can't get enough of them myself.
oh and dang icecream... you've posted like 200 times in this thread haha. Some of the posts were right after you already posted too lol, someone's trying to get their post count up Don't let any seemingly ill people live, even if they are your best friends.
Do ALWAYS keep a shotgun with a lot of ammunition with you at all times.
DONT assume something isnt evil or will help you
DO only bang the hot chicks. i am afraid of horror films don`t watch horrors & you will not think about these things | DEVLiN wrote: |
| i am afraid of horror films |
That's the point. I, myself, don't watch horror films very much because I just don't care to fill my head with pointless violence, but every now and again...sean of the dead, evil dead, scream (i.e. a good horror film) will come out and I have to go see it.
So I'm somewhere in the middle of liking horror films and not liking horror films. Prefer to not watch, but sometimes you just can't help yourself.
Just like you can't help investigating what's making that sound
Can't help sleeping with the hot chicks and making the bad guys jealous
Can't help being the hero the whole time knowing that your death is going to be the climax of the film
Can't help walking alone at night
Can't help taking vacations
Can't help driving an old rusty truck (there's one in every horror film just about)
A side note about this tread: it's awesome! and I can't wait for you guys to post more!! Keep it coming it always makes my day.
Oh by the way, DEVLiN, you are being sent to the penalty box for not observing the Don't/Do rule. If you don't know what that means it will only extend your stay in the penalty box.
Cheers!! Keep up the good work!Don't stop the group in their tracks when running for their lives and start to complain like a little girl that the hero of the movie is leading them in circles. A monster will probably come out of no where and take your head off.
Do leave people like this behind, they just cause you more grief.
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Don't molest the female character in her sleep.
Do make a dash for shore when the oil slick is distracted eating the sleeping girls face.
i think the best plan for any horror movie situation is
to get all the weapons you can find (including silver bullets
in case it's werewolves), hide in a church (just in case it's vampires),
plot an escape route (just in case it's zombies and they over power
the place and you gotta evacuate and burn it to the ground with them
in it), then you gotta get arnold shwartzy, will smith, drew barry moor
(just in case it's aliens) oh and tom cruise (in case it's the WotWars aliens
OR in case it's Emperor Galaktu leader of the scientology cult aliens)....
and then you need to get all the booze you can find -
just in case you decide yer fecked and there's no choice
but to get fecked up-----------
| KronikSindrome wrote: |
i think the best plan for any horror movie situation is
to get all the weapons you can find (including silver bullets
in case it's werewolves), hide in a church (just in case it's vampires),
plot an escape route (just in case it's zombies and they over power
the place and you gotta evacuate and burn it to the ground with them
in it), then you gotta get arnold shwartzy, will smith, drew barry moor
(just in case it's aliens) oh and tom cruise (in case it's the WotWars aliens
OR in case it's Emperor Galaktu leader of the scientology cult aliens)....
and then you need to get all the booze you can find -
just in case you decide yer fecked and there's no choice
but to get fecked up-----------
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I like that. It's sort of the all-around plan for surviving horror films. Even an all else fails get fecked up plan...nice. Although I'm not much of a drinker I'm sure I'd have an easier time with my own desmise if I had a fifth of Jack Daniels or something.
But...word to the wise: the drunk guy always dies, so be careful here and don't inadvertently cause your own demise by drinking on the set of a horror film. The drunk is always the first to go, and I'd hate to see it be you, just know that I will use your arm to beat back the zombies if I have to.
Good job, KronikSindrome, and welcome to the club! | a.Bird wrote: |
Don't stop the group in their tracks when running for their lives and start to complain like a little girl that the hero of the movie is leading them in circles. A monster will probably come out of no where and take your head off.
Do leave people like this behind, they just cause you more grief.
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Don't molest the female character in her sleep.
Do make a dash for shore when the oil slick is distracted eating the sleeping girls face. |
Juscurious what a match would do to a murderous oil slick?!?!?!
Hey, that makes for another addition to the book ... bring matches!
BTW, a soldier never leaves a comrad behind...how very james bond using a girl as a human shield of you, a.Bird (I have to admit I love when Bond does that)If you are home alone and here a funny noise... don't go looking for it.
Don't watch the unmarked tape
Hey. This thread is a knockoff of the horror movie rules I posted on my Frihost blog. Most of the rules that you gave at first are ON MY BLOG POST!
-Nick 
Polly-gone, don't fret. Do a web search on "How to Survive a Horror Movie" and see how many different results come up. Were you the first to come up with this idea?
Do NOT seperate from the group.
Do NOT venture into dark rooms.
Do NOT venture into any room where you hear noise.
Do just run out.
Do stick together in a group
Do pick up anything that can be used as a weapon
Do have a PLAN!
This post started very shorty after my blog post cam up though!
lol
-Nick hahah you would use my arm to beat off the zombies?!
see, now, that is feckin awesome.
I would be honored to die first, drunk and happy, to provide an
arm or two for the zombie beatings. | raine dragon wrote: |
If you are home alone and here a funny noise... don't go looking for it.
Don't watch the unmarked tape |
Never watch unmarked tape...that's perfect!!! I love it. that one is definately going in the book | polly-gone wrote: |
Hey. This thread is a knockoff of the horror movie rules I posted on my Frihost blog. Most of the rules that you gave at first are ON MY BLOG POST!
-Nick |
Starting this tread is an original idea of mine, although none of us actually came up with the idea of "horror movie rules" but it's kindof a running joke in the horror film community.
Now I will congratulate you on a good blog idea, but we will have to agree to disagree here cause I thought of this all by myself, and didn't repost anything. Nor did I steal another else's ideas.
I even ran a search for the idea before I started to make sure no one else was doing it. Too bad I didn't find your blog as I would have been happy to add to that at the time I create this.
Now this tread is it's own moster, and there appears to be no stopping us from discovering here what it will take to be a survior.
Apparently there is no market for the flip side of this coin. "How to be a better serial killer" -- the idea died pretty much right after I launched it.
I thought ideas like "don't give a speach, just kill everyone" was funny, but I guess no one else does. There must be a shortage of good super villians in the world. | KronikSindrome wrote: |
hahah you would use my arm to beat off the zombies?!
see, now, that is feckin awesome.
I would be honored to die first, drunk and happy, to provide an
arm or two for the zombie beatings. |
See this is the spirit we are going for, but self sacrifice won't do. Self sacrifice is the surrest way to die in a horror film. Anyone who says "ok, I'll hold the door while you make a run for it" is going to die in a matter of seconds.
So, although I appriciate you donating limbs to the science of beating zombies and I think that is super funny...alas I must digress to the purpose of this thread and that is helping people survive.
Although you are a helpful person you will most certainly die in the next horror film that you sumble into. My advice: read this thread thuroughly, and buy a shot gun, lots of ammo, and now... don't watch unmarked tapes (or tapes with a "O" on them). I also recomend locking yourself in a vault if you are going to be drinking, cause everyone knows that the drunk guy dies first, and it's usually a horrible death of some kind.
I will continue my efforts to stop this from happening!! But if it does I'll remember that you're ok with my taking your arms to use as clubs. Which in the event I actually had to use an arm to beat off zombies...well, any arm will do, but I'll look for yours so that you will have the honnor of at least helping us survive.
Gosh this thread is so funny to me!! | Zuex wrote: |
Do NOT seperate from the group.
Do NOT venture into dark rooms.
Do NOT venture into any room where you hear noise.
Do just run out.
Do stick together in a group
Do pick up anything that can be used as a weapon
Do have a PLAN! |
Plans only work for the Scooby Doo kids. Usually good ideas get foiled or messed up in good horror films, and the person that comes up with the plan usually dies in some super horrible mannor.
only the innocent survive. So be good for goodness sake! If you've seen it all, and done it all, then you might just become horror movie fodder. Lack of innocense is a killer in these situations.
Yeah!! We made it to the third page!! Keep up the good work people!
I wonder if everyone keeps lighting on the "scary sounds" issue as a reflection of the fact that is one of the only human senses that a movie can give you to make you wonder what's going on. If you only hear some strange sound in a movie, then you are instantly scared because of what it could be!! Once you find out what was making the noise it's usually a releaf because imagination gets turned off at the point that you no longer have to wonder what's making that sound.
I guess what I am saying is...are we going to be able to smell the killer someday? Are sounds used to scare us often now because it's one of two senses that movies appeal to (the other is visual)? Sound being used more often in this case because it's harder to make someone wonder what something is if they can see it. They take this angle sometimes in zombie movies where you see someone from behind, but their head is leaning to one side, and you can see drops of blood on their clothes. THEN THEY TURN AROUND AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....IT'S A ZOMBIE!!
What if the seats in the audience were fitted with a hand to grab them durring the movie. Now that would be fun too!! But it's really all just a sign of the times. One day movies will be completely interactive...kind of like the holodeck on the star ship Enterprize. You walk in and become a part of the movie in progress. Then you'd be able to smell the killer as he's been hanging out in dark, wet places covered in blood and he hasn't showered in a week! That would smell gross. Actually I think I draw the line there. I don't want to smell that. 
If it's that interactive it's time to watch CSI or something more involving like a mystery. Horror films wouldn't be that fun if you really have to run away from the killer all night long.
I'm just glad that under the current technology horror films are great to take a date to especially if you want to snuggle up to the girl next to you. Just throw an arm around her as the tention builds in the movie and everything will be ok. Don't hold hands as she will squeeze the crap out of your hand.
Don't choose the scariest moment of the movie to make your move as she will deck you. It's tricky but i'm sure you fellas are getting the hang of it. Girls too! You think we don't know that it's all in your plan to begin with.Did this topic finally die?
I have really had a fun time reading everyone's comments here, so I'm back to try and keep this topic going.
I'm affraid that it will get pruned out of the forums forever!!!
Please donate a moment of your time to post some new Horror Movie Rulez!!! PLEASE!!!!
Don't go to an island with a group of friends.
Don't enter a house which looks creepy.
Don't watch tv if water comes out of it.
Don't just run away from ghosts. Try to fight back.
I cannot think of anything else but that was fun I love it!! But... where are all the do's? Don't/Do, Don't/Do, Don't/Do
Don't wash your pants
Do wash your shirt
Don't eat apples
Do eat bananas
You gotta be supportive with every one too!! HAHA, despite the fact that there was an obvious oversight of the rules I am a fan!! Great Stuff.
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Don't go to an island with a group of friends.
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Do bring extra tanks of oxigen and a rifle (JAWS) with you if you do!!
| ashish2005 wrote: |
Don't enter a house which looks creepy.
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Do send in the drunk guy first if you absolutely must go in.
| ashish2005 wrote: |
Don't watch tv if water comes out of it.
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Do replace this one. Right away!!
| ashish2005 wrote: |
Don't just run away from ghosts. Try to fight back.
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OH! You almost had it...
"Don't just run away from ghosts." ...DO... "try to fight back."
| ashish2005 wrote: |
I cannot think of anything else but that was fun
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See, it is a lot of fun!!! Keep it up!
I'd like to write a book on this joke...but I'll have to find the time. BTW, I just gathered up all the submitted rules (so far) into one document and it's 245 lines long!! It hasn't been edited yet, and it will end up being much shorter, but I wanted you guys to know that we have compiled quite a list of survival rules! Good job!
OK, so here's the plan... What I want to do is edit this list into the "Don't/Do Book of Horror Movie Rules", and I plan on giving each of you credit for your contributions!!
I will repost in my xmpact.com chat the edited version of all the rules, and I'm also going to be creating a series of pages that link through this list. Edit: here is the link
So, I can't wait to show you all the finished product! do watch horror movies nekid!
It's true that the scenario of horror movies are always the same.... it's so funny | gr8inferno wrote: |
| do watch horror movies nekid! |
Although it seems like fun to me too...you are likely to get killed if you get naked. Horror movies seem to like killing off people right after they show us their birthday suits.
| ptfrances wrote: |
| It's true that the scenario of horror movies are always the same.... it's so funny |
Hense, the popularity of a Horror Movie survival guide. Never leave home without it...and sure don't enter a movie theater
BTW, they aren't all the same. Every now and again there is a movie that rewrites the "usual" horror movie script, and does something completely different to scare us...Blair Witch Project for instance. Then there are some that stick to the formula for horror films...Scream, I know what you did last summer, Jason Vs. Freddy. I avoid the "forumla" movies and go for originality, myself.DON'T play with that puzzle box.
1, 2, Freddy's Coming For You
3, 4, Better Lock Your Door
5, 6, Grab A Crucifix
7, 8, Better Stay Up Late
9, 10, Never Sleep Again
Horror movie poetry! Lmao...funny!
Hey, I had an idea and I need your help...now my goal is the illustrate these horror movie rules. I think it would be a blast.
You guys will have to find a place to put your sketches up online, but that's what this is...a call to sketch artist to put something together for the "unedited list" of horror movie rules.
Some basic sketches would be great and I do mean BASIC. If you were to directly considder the don't/do pattern and draw one, then your sketch might not fit when i rearrange things from the unedited text. So, I'm just asking for some funny horror movie sceens that could be included to illustrate this list.
Yes, I will focus on editing this list, so that you guys can draw sketches for the final draft, but I just have to find the time, so be patient.
Thanks,
PS. some edited public plack type signs would be fun...like a guy running up the stairs with a "X" through it...saying basicly "don't run up stairs" or like this "Don't Go to the Bathroom on the Floor"
sign...
These images are kindof what I was talking about!! Although we need some for movie bad guys...like no killing with an axe, no puzzle-boxes/video tapes
Great fun!
Like put this one in a Red circle with a cross-out
put this one in a green circle (like don't watch unmarked tape one)
Don't let someone sneak up behind you when you watch television!
| gr8inferno wrote: |
| do watch horror movies nekid! |
do you have special ceremonies while you are watching horror movies? This is rather funny. Try these on for size:
Don't forget to charge your cell phone
Do get Verizon or ATT so if they "Can't hear you now?" at least you will have 5 bars.
Don't open the front door and the house says "GET OUT!" and you stay.
Do get the F!@# out!
Don't continue into the dark room/basement/attic or wherever you are if the lights don't work.
Do use the Clapper. "Clap on!" "Clap off!"
Don't be within arms, tentacles, claws, paws, legs, tongues or bites reach of anything that can be broken or smashed through, because you will end up on the "Not appearing" in the sequel list.
Do stand ready just outside of said reach in order to beat the sh@# out of said baddie, because you may not get another chance.
Don't tell your hurt friend that you will be back for him.
Do tell his parents that he died saving your life with a straight face.
Someone else mentioned dont be the only Black guy in the film.
Do be the creepy/crazy/weird old hermit-like guy no trusts or believes because the old guy always knows the truth and how to kill whatever it is.
Don't wait to see why everyone else is running and screaming.
Do run and ask questions later.
Don't be slowest one running.
Do be at least the second slowest one running.
This is really a good one!
Do not look under the bed.
Keep appliances away from the bath.
Unhinge all the doors from their doorposts, including the front door.
Throw all the mirrors away.
Get rid of all the crockery, cutlery, pots, pans, appliances in the kitchen.
Remove the gas bottles.
Have the electricity cut off and use candles only.
Keep a few crosses around and holy water.
Call a priest who specializes in these things.
Wear white only.
Wear running shoes.
