So there lives a man and his son on a farm. When during the worst drought they have ever seen, the father tells his son to goto to the fair and exchange their duck for something.
So the boy heads to the fair and the first thing he sees is a Wh***house. He walks in and goes up to the first wh*** he sees and says, "I'll give you a duck for a f***!?!". Well the she felt so bad for the little guy that she agreed. However, she enjoyed it soo much that she said the boy, "I'll give you a duck for a f***!" The boy accepted. Well the boy was feeling mighty fine, that he decided to let the duck walk beside him on the way home instead of holding it.
As they were crossing the road a car came flying by narrowly missing the boy but flattening the duck like a pancake. The driver stopped and gave the boy five dollars for the f***ed up duck. When the boy came home he had a huge smile on his face and gave his old man the five dollars. The old man asked, "What happened?" and the boy replied, (say this part as fast as you can) "I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and five dollars for a f***ed up duck!"
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What does the sign say on the Wh***house?
Beat it, we're closed
--minty
So the boy heads to the fair and the first thing he sees is a Wh***house. He walks in and goes up to the first wh*** he sees and says, "I'll give you a duck for a f***!?!". Well the she felt so bad for the little guy that she agreed. However, she enjoyed it soo much that she said the boy, "I'll give you a duck for a f***!" The boy accepted. Well the boy was feeling mighty fine, that he decided to let the duck walk beside him on the way home instead of holding it.
As they were crossing the road a car came flying by narrowly missing the boy but flattening the duck like a pancake. The driver stopped and gave the boy five dollars for the f***ed up duck. When the boy came home he had a huge smile on his face and gave his old man the five dollars. The old man asked, "What happened?" and the boy replied, (say this part as fast as you can) "I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and five dollars for a f***ed up duck!"
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What does the sign say on the Wh***house?
Beat it, we're closed
--minty
