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is this a knee slapper or what
k k check it out. I was on the can taking a dump the other day, and this joke honestly just came to me like in a vision. This is I swear 100% original material here, unless someone else also thought of it I havent tried looking. But k check it out:
Why can't the 2 melons run away to get married???
CUZ THEY'RE CANTELOPE!!!!!
GET IT!? Melons! Cant elope!
Seriously I gotta copyright this and send it to Hallmark or something..
so whataya think? c'mon, you laughed...
tell your friends
Why can't the 2 melons run away to get married???
CUZ THEY'RE CANTELOPE!!!!!
GET IT!? Melons! Cant elope!
Seriously I gotta copyright this and send it to Hallmark or something..
so whataya think? c'mon, you laughed...
tell your friends
Ok ok, i admit it, i laughed!
heh, but i'm a dork
heh, but i'm a dork
Someone got there first (LINK)
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| Melons are heat lovers, so they really need more heat than they can get in northern regions, however they can grow there with some help from plastic mulch and row covers. Melons are also particular about pH and their water needs fluctuate during the growth cycle. So if you give melons the attention that they need, they will give you taste and sweetness you'll never get in a store. At the same time that you start the seedlings indoors, work plenty of compost and some seaweed or rotted manure into their bed and then cover the soil with a sheet of IRT plastic to get it good and warm. One thing to think about is "Why can't melons get married?- Because they can't elope." As common as this melon is, in some places what is called a cantaloupe is really something else entirely. In North America muskmelons are often called cantaloupes, but the two are completely different plants. A cantaloupe has a hard, warty rind, while a muskmelon has a soft rind covered with netting. |
ugh! .. sounds like a knock knock joke to me. yea its funny. ,har har
moved to jokes forum
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