The definitive question...
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH - STEVEN SEAGAL or CHUCK NORRIS ?
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH - STEVEN SEAGAL or CHUCK NORRIS ?
Steven Seagal vs Chuck Norris
steven gets my vote for sure!
They're both definitely showing their age, though Norris is showing much less than Seagal, if only for the fact he's had that same beard for 30-40 years.
As for notoriety, though Seagal is still doing the occasional movie, at a healthy rate actually, all of his films are straight to DVD releases.
Chuck Norris was lucky enough to get those outlandishly tall tale-esque websites going about him, which has sort of kicked his career back into gear. He had an updated Walker Texas Ranger movie a couple years ago, he's become kind of a cult following, showing up in odd commercials, seemingly out of place.
As for a straight out fight... Today and even back then, I think Chuck Norris would win. He 'fought' with Bruce Lee for a while, about the time they starred together in Enter the Dragon.
As for notoriety, though Seagal is still doing the occasional movie, at a healthy rate actually, all of his films are straight to DVD releases.
Chuck Norris was lucky enough to get those outlandishly tall tale-esque websites going about him, which has sort of kicked his career back into gear. He had an updated Walker Texas Ranger movie a couple years ago, he's become kind of a cult following, showing up in odd commercials, seemingly out of place.
As for a straight out fight... Today and even back then, I think Chuck Norris would win. He 'fought' with Bruce Lee for a while, about the time they starred together in Enter the Dragon.
The Chuck would probably win. I'd say he was far smarter than S.S - and, certainately today, is in much better shape.
Of course, Steven could use his guitar to injure Norris...
Of course, Steven could use his guitar to injure Norris...
I think Seagal for sure... In aikido they actually do train finishing blows, and not sparring. The point is to disable in the fewest moves possible.
Well it's Chuck's dodgy moustache against Seagal's receding hairline (although that can be fixed with some creative lighting).
I reckon a dead heat.
I reckon a dead heat.
bare in mind the following...
Steven Seagal and his wife were preparing dinner when the family dog suddenly ran in the room, picked up the roast chicken, dashed outside & preceded to eat it all.
While his wife went mad screaming and crying, Steven simply got up calmly from the table and went out to confront the dog. After a few seconds of noises the dog returned and threw up the now perfectly cooked roast along with a bowl of gravy, stuffing & all the trimmings.
Astounded, his wife asked how on earth he had managed to get the dog to do that...?
Steven looked her dead in the eyes... and then roundhouse kicked her in the head.
With his wife on the floor, he was heard to remark "don't ever doubt Steven Seagal!!!"
Steven Seagal and his wife were preparing dinner when the family dog suddenly ran in the room, picked up the roast chicken, dashed outside & preceded to eat it all.
While his wife went mad screaming and crying, Steven simply got up calmly from the table and went out to confront the dog. After a few seconds of noises the dog returned and threw up the now perfectly cooked roast along with a bowl of gravy, stuffing & all the trimmings.
Astounded, his wife asked how on earth he had managed to get the dog to do that...?
Steven looked her dead in the eyes... and then roundhouse kicked her in the head.
With his wife on the floor, he was heard to remark "don't ever doubt Steven Seagal!!!"
uuummm wow... <insert random Chuck fact>
I'll go with the non-wife beater, Chuck Norris.
I'll go with the non-wife beater, Chuck Norris.
hmm it would be a close fight I think.. but I think I would give the edge to Steven.. he looks slightly tougher lol
I'd say Chuck Norris. But it would be a though battle.
Back in their Primes I would say Seagal might have had a chance, but I still give it to Chuck. If you are talking about now. Have you seen Seagals latest movies? They are laughable at best. The guy is so fat they put him in oversized clothes and light him from the neck up to hide his blubber. Norris is older but He looks fit and doesn't look like he would lose his breath lifting an arm.
And Dude, didn't you know when Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up. He is pushing the earth Down. There is no way Seagal can compete with that.
And Dude, didn't you know when Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up. He is pushing the earth Down. There is no way Seagal can compete with that.
Chuck norris is the king. But a better question would be: What would happen if both together would fight bruce lee? I can tell you what would happen: Bruce Lee would destroy both of them.
Chuck Norris was a cherif and would call for enfocements, Segal normaly by himself.
Segal the winner and better fighter !
Segal the winner and better fighter !
Throwing Bruce Lee into the mix makes my original question even more difficult to answer!!!
I'm thinking Brucie might just snatch this one !
I'm thinking Brucie might just snatch this one !
Well, Seagal can kill Chuck with his mumbo jumbo "enlighting" speeches and Chuck can kill an entire army squad with just his beard and smile.....
Seagal.
He has more tricks up his sleeves
What about Seagal and Mr T?
He has more tricks up his sleeves
What about Seagal and Mr T?
First, Steven Segal would start the fight with predictably flashy yet poorly acted fighting moves. Then, Chuck Norris would remind him that he trained with Bruce Lee and Steven would quickly purchase a total home gym (TM) and they would train together with infrequent breaks to look back nostalgically on how great both of their careers were 20 years ago.
Seagal is King of straight to DVD releases!
I love him!
I love him!
| Fake wrote: |
| Seagal.
He has more tricks up his sleeves What about Seagal and Mr T? |
All the seagull would have to do is grab one of 20,000 neclaces on offer from behind and mr t's choked!
Well, let's just say that Bruce Lee would have beaten them both if he was still alive. 
I would go for Steven Seagal, I've watched some of his movies and I thnk some of his moves are lethal, bu then again lets not under estimate good old Chuck, he might have a few new moves these days.
Chuck all the way. Did Seagal ever do any real fighting other than the movies? Just asking cause I don'tknow
Watch Under Siege, and you'll already know who's the best. Steve killed it.
hahahaha
They both would get the world destroyed, since there's no winner on this fight.
They both would get the world destroyed, since there's no winner on this fight.
| ExecuKev wrote: |
| The definitive question...
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH - STEVEN SEAGAL or CHUCK NORRIS ? |
norris in 20 seconds
"From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships
Chuck Norris was the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do
My bets are on chuck
I mean Steven Seagal plays jazz in a band...
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norris in 20 seconds (...) My bets are on chuck I mean Steven Seagal plays jazz in a band... |
hahahaha, well explained!
i'm for steven.
I like both actors, however Steven Seagal is my favourite. He has a certain amount of intensity, as well as creativity with a touch of spirituality that goes beyond Chuck Norris's capabilities. Think Chuck Norris is mostly physical. Steven Seagal is more subtle with a certain amount of spiritual in his martial arts. He also brings this into his movies as well. I have most of his movies in DVD and watch them over and over again. He may be aging, but I love his style. Tonight I watched his movie of 2005, "Today You Die". I also had a look at the section about how the movie was made and comments by the makers and actors of the movie. Think what I also like about Steven Seagal's movies is the music. Quality is far superior to any of the Chuck Norris movies. Think Steven Seagal has an input into that too, in fact he has studied with great intensity every aspect of movie making. Lots of substance there.
OK now for the question, who will win a fight between the two of them. My money is on Steven.
OK now for the question, who will win a fight between the two of them. My money is on Steven.
Last night I specially looked at one movie each of Steven Seagal (Fire Down Below) and Chuck Norris (Hell Bound). I like both of them. I still think Steven Seagal's movies have greater depth as they are an art form from beginning to end. For example the setting of Fire Down Below (1997) was a small town in Kentucky and the music was awesome, right down to getting the characters to contribute music. You can feel spirit right through the movie. I remember in one of those special add-ins to Home Videos where actors comment, that one actor commented that Steven has this knack for people to improvise on their lines in a team work scenario. They know basically what to say, but they take their cues off one another, which makes for realistic scenes. I also relate to Steven Seagal always looking after the underdog, the loners and downtrodden. One thing that he does not have though and that Chuck Norris has is a wonderful deep voice. Wow, does Chuck Norris have a voice. Chuck Norris shows are also great, move fast, have a nice wry humour to it, but Steven Seagal shows are more perfect in the detail.
OK ... I tried to match them then fighting one another. Chuck is really short, Steven gigantic in comparison. Will be interesting to have them together in a movie, preferably both as the good guys working as one team, but if matched competitively Steven Seagal would get a good run for his money. Chuck would give him a good fight. He may be short, but he is agile and a fast mover. Super fit!
OK ... I tried to match them then fighting one another. Chuck is really short, Steven gigantic in comparison. Will be interesting to have them together in a movie, preferably both as the good guys working as one team, but if matched competitively Steven Seagal would get a good run for his money. Chuck would give him a good fight. He may be short, but he is agile and a fast mover. Super fit!
to all Chuck Norris fans out there, put this code in all you web pages
if enough people do it, the nect time you search for Chuck Norris on Google and click "I'm feeling lucky", you will get this page
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if enough people do it, the nect time you search for Chuck Norris on Google and click "I'm feeling lucky", you will get this page
http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm
Steven Seagal is a specialist in Aikido martial arts. Apparently there are different versions and the real McCoy is the one from Japan as at the Website below:
http://www.aikidoonline.com/Features/WhatisAikido.htm
At the most basic viz a viz Seagal and Norris, the Aikido style focusses on disarming your opponent rather than using brute force. If you have a look at his movies you can see it demonstrated. Also in the Website above.
As far as I know even with age, Seagal still practices Aikido according to traditional Japanese style. Possibly Norris is also as fit as before. Norris has developed his own Karate Style - Chun Kuk Do - refer Website below:
http://www.usadojo.com/styles/about-chun-kuk-do.html
Think I would still put my money on Seagal
http://www.aikidoonline.com/Features/WhatisAikido.htm
At the most basic viz a viz Seagal and Norris, the Aikido style focusses on disarming your opponent rather than using brute force. If you have a look at his movies you can see it demonstrated. Also in the Website above.
As far as I know even with age, Seagal still practices Aikido according to traditional Japanese style. Possibly Norris is also as fit as before. Norris has developed his own Karate Style - Chun Kuk Do - refer Website below:
http://www.usadojo.com/styles/about-chun-kuk-do.html
Think I would still put my money on Seagal
Chuck Norris.
Have you read the factual websites about him???
Have you read the factual websites about him???
| gcaughill wrote: |
| Chuck Norris.
Have you read the factual websites about him??? |
Why Chuck Norris? Can you give more info why you think he would beat Steven Seagal? And name the factual Websites as I would be most interested to read. I happen to like Chuck Norris too, so am always open for new information.
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Chuck fought Bruce Lee. Based on that fact alone, he'll beat the crap out of segal.
This can't be a serious debate......Chuck norris is the only westerner to receive his 8th degree black belt grand master recognition in tae kwon do. This is a first in 4,500 years.
Chuck Norris was the first man ever to win the world professional Karate championship. Chuck Norris retired from competition with a record of 183-10-2. Still one of the best if not the best professional record ever.
Steven seagal can barely lift his leg without splitting his pants out. Yes i believe seagal has some martial arts training, but he has never tested his art. He has never fought anyone. Any competitor in any sport can tell you that means you are probably a not very good. The reason for training in anything is to test yourself, and compete against the best in whatever you spend your life perfecting.
Seagal does have a cool ponytail, but that ponytail has no special butt kicking powers. Even with the huge age difference, Chuck would ruin seagals day, it wouldn't be a fight................
Chuck Norris was the first man ever to win the world professional Karate championship. Chuck Norris retired from competition with a record of 183-10-2. Still one of the best if not the best professional record ever.
Steven seagal can barely lift his leg without splitting his pants out. Yes i believe seagal has some martial arts training, but he has never tested his art. He has never fought anyone. Any competitor in any sport can tell you that means you are probably a not very good. The reason for training in anything is to test yourself, and compete against the best in whatever you spend your life perfecting.
Seagal does have a cool ponytail, but that ponytail has no special butt kicking powers. Even with the huge age difference, Chuck would ruin seagals day, it wouldn't be a fight................
I think Chuck Norris is better as you say. And Seagal has done too many boring movy even if some of them are not really bad.
Probably Chuck Norris at least that is my opinion XD GO CHUCK!
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