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ocalhoun
So, just for a moment, let's assume you're a superhero.
Feels great, eh?
You're not going to waste your good fortune by copying somebody else, though, are you?

When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself? What are your superpowers? Do you have a sidekick? Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours? How do you get around to where you're needed? What do you call your secret lair?

Have fun with that!
endless
i would call myself minibot, when i'm not maintaining my secret identity my name is 00293001. i am a robot. with my superpowers i can shrink to the size of a fly, and come to place noone have ever come. even tough i'm small, i have this super laser on my back. the laser is powerful, but it eats my cpu, so when i use the laser i can't concentrate on other things. my sidekick is megabot, he can do the same as me, except that he grows bigger, he doesn't have a laser, and his name is 00293002. with his giant fet he can crumble whole cities, but he's not evil ^^

my arch-enemy is blobs, he is a blob of water and slime, who can make my systems crash, also he can grow big and small. when im needed i shrink to the size of a fly, twist my laser around, and use it as a rocket ^^

and my secret lair is a jukebox. my friends secret lair is the scret cave underneath the jukebox, we have stairs ^^
Nameless
On a moderately related note, it strikes me as fairly illogical for superheroes to call their everyday-person identity their 'secret' identity, since they're not actually keeping that identity a secret, and given they spend the majority of their time in that identity - compared to brief changes to their superhero identity - I've always thought they should really call IT their secret identity.

But anyway. I wouldn't give my superhero identity a name at all (because, I'm original like that) to keep them more enigmatic and things. Given the lack of parameters supplied, I'd claim omnipotence as my superpower, or failing that the ability to manipulate time (because, let's face it, infinite stop time = instant win to you, and if you screw something up you can just redo it by traveling back). Side-kicks are for wimps, but I'd have one just to send out to save the world when I didn't feel like it. The only arch-enemy I'd have would be someone else could manipulate time, but there'd have to be some kind of an alternate-world backstory or obviously it would otherwise just be a case of whoever thought to kill the other's parents first. I'd get around by 'normal' means (ie. slowly), but presumably could speed up time for myself to skip the boredom, then just turn back time once I arrived at my destination. And my secret lair would have to be the very END OF TIME, just because it would be cool. Very Happy
undergroundking_tourus
i would be a superfrog near the lake.. I would kiss the princess and transform her to the frog..
RubySlasher
ocalhoun wrote:
So, just for a moment, let's assume you're a superhero.
Feels great, eh?
You're not going to waste your good fortune by copying somebody else, though, are you?

When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself? What are your superpowers? Do you have a sidekick? Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours? How do you get around to where you're needed? What do you call your secret lair?

Have fun with that!


I am Canabasks, I have the power to materialize and shape wicker objects out of thin air, as well as manipulate them with powerful telekinesis. My sidekick is Junon, a small boy with a fish hat who can instantly suck the H2O out of any living being's body. My super-villain arch enemy is the supremely strong alien race, the Mabbocau, who are preening and altering the human race in order to create zombie-like slaves.
I get around to where I'm needed :

a) by materializing and attaching wicker wings onto my back, which even though they serve no real purpose for flight, they look freakin' cool. I just float them with my telekinesis, which in turn carries me.

-or-

b.) by materializing a GIANT BASKET, which I float with my powers. It can carry me, as well as five other people.

My secret lair is called The Wicker Sanctuary. It is basically an underground network of catacombs made entirely of strong, thick wicker. It spans under a human graveyard, that way the aliens never bother looking there. In the past I have rescued people who were sentenced to death by the aliens, and they now live there in the many comfortable structures. My personal base of operations is connected to the catacombs, but it is near impossible for the people of The Wicker Sanctuary to find unless it unless I tell them the way (it is kept secret for safety purposes.)
rightclickscott
I am working on a Super Hero Duo comic called BALDERDASH!: The Adventures of Majorca Man and Maid Man. The original one I made was called Maid Man, who is basically a big buff guy, carrying around really big guns, and possibly a katana, with the traditional bad*ss attitude, while adorned in a french maid's outfit. That's my superhero.
theem
I'll be a mystery man ... who'z evrything is a mystery

and imagine all of the superheros as my villains ... Surprised

superbest hero Arrow
gibbo
mine would be gunner gib, not sure on any superhero powers yet though i will have a think of this one and come back and edit soon
Helios
Helios the Dreadful One. My main power is turning people into food.
My sidekicks are, of course, Vrythramax and Rvec. Twisted Evil
Vrythramax's skills of the ninja martial arts are undisputed. You won't notice he's behind you with a metal wire, waiting for you to turn. Don't look! He might be there at this very moment! Razz
Rvec's skills... err... are so horrible and terrifying I can't even talk about them.
j_f_k
OK a good superhero has to

fly - spiderman may be cool and that around but he wouldn't be much chop in a coutry town where there's no tall skyscrapers - he'd have to walk like everyone else

have superhuman strength - fight with several bad guys he's always going to win

Abilty to find out quickly about bad things happening - this can be either with superhuman hearing - ability to pick up mayday signals on multiple radio channels a la thunderbirds, or just working as a reporter

ability to blend in and not be noticed - ie musn't wear silly cape or kinky jump suits - that tends to give the game away when your trying to sneak into the enemy's lair. Oh, and on the subject, underpants INSIDE trousers please

no allergic reaction to dumb things like a piece of a certain stone - if the bad guys in the superman movies are smart enough to the bad things they do, then why aren't they smart enough just to carry a bit of ol' kryptonite in their pockets - or stuffed down their shorts or whatever.

so to summarise, we have

Basically superman's superhuman attributes not not the weaknesses
Jame's bond dress sense (or Julia Robert's dress sense - no reason said superhero can't be a femme)
Good reporters investigative abilities
Vrythramax
Helios wrote:
Helios the Dreadful One. My main power is turning people into food.
My sidekicks are, of course, Vrythramax and Rvec. Twisted Evil
Vrythramax's skills of the ninja martial arts are undisputed. You won't notice he's behind you with a metal wire, waiting for you to turn. Don't look! He might be there at this very moment! Razz
Rvec's skills... err... are so horrible and terrifying I can't even talk about them.


Shocked Oh jeez...man you said we weren't supposed to talk about that. Poor Rvec is beside himself and both of him are really pi**ed off with you, I can't even sneak up on him...he refuses to turn any lights off. Sad
Blaster
I'm Blaster (that works as a really good name) My arch enemy is Vrythramax. I fight along with Grantman and bondings. My secret power is secret. I run to get places. I can not fly or anything though. I need to use the elevator to get on top of tall buildings.
KronikSindrome
you guys really shouldn't be admitting this stuff in public
your arch nemesiseseses might be reading!!!!


All I can do is quote my fave super hero....

"I'm the PMS avenger, I only work once a month, YOU GOT A FECKIN' PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"

Laughing
Yazz
I'd just be so very very brown.

Fighting the war against racism with my tandouri breath of death, and my curry armpits of discombobulation!
rvec
Helios wrote:
Helios the Dreadful One. My main power is turning people into food.
My sidekicks are, of course, Vrythramax and Rvec. Twisted Evil
Vrythramax's skills of the ninja martial arts are undisputed. You won't notice he's behind you with a metal wire, waiting for you to turn. Don't look! He might be there at this very moment! Razz
Rvec's skills... err... are so horrible and terrifying I can't even talk about them.

they are not horrible, just different Neutral
Helios
rvec wrote:
Helios wrote:
Helios the Dreadful One. My main power is turning people into food.
My sidekicks are, of course, Vrythramax and Rvec. Twisted Evil
Vrythramax's skills of the ninja martial arts are undisputed. You won't notice he's behind you with a metal wire, waiting for you to turn. Don't look! He might be there at this very moment! Razz
Rvec's skills... err... are so horrible and terrifying I can't even talk about them.

they are not horrible, just different Neutral

Rvec is my, ermm... 'special', sidekick.
PatTheGreat42
Has anybody said shoot spaghetti from their fingertips yet?
Vrythramax
PatTheGreat42 wrote:
Has anybody said shoot spaghetti from their fingertips yet?


I think RightClickScott can do that Laughing

Blaster can spam you into oblivion. Twisted Evil

Rvec can assault you with technical details till you bleed...and then fix it. Cool

Helios has the power to turn you into a sandwich (with lettuce and tomato) with ease. Neutral

Me...I'm just misunderstood Angel

Any questions?
rightclickscott
Vrythramax wrote:
PatTheGreat42 wrote:
Has anybody said shoot spaghetti from their fingertips yet?


I think RightClickScott can do that Laughing


This is why I never go hungry.
rvec
Vrythramax wrote:

Helios has the power to turn you into a sandwich (with lettuce and tomato) with ease. Neutral

And cook you but still keeping you raw Razz
tidruG
meh.
I'm tidruG.
I ban people.
My arch enemies are spammers, people who are on Frihost to create problems, trolls, flamers, etc.

I live online.












(ok, I'll come up with a better one soon)
Vytelo
I am Maxtron, super transformer, best of al transformers, i hate Cybertron and his army, so i destroy all his warriors -lol-
heartbeat
Hey I would be CheatMan!
I have the power to cheat anything specially the system, like taxes, traffic lights etc. I would always save someone in need for help escaping Taxes and I get around in my side-kick a new generation super-donkey that kicks ass! Also I would always have a CheatWoman but she would never cheat on me cause I am so good! I dress a red cape and gave up my copyrights to it when superman came out and its production gave me an unlimited supply of wheat and olives for life. I have set up an olive oil factory and now sell worldwide at an 999% profit rate! sweet life!
the-guide
I would be the Mega-Frihoster a super onlinener, super surfer, super poster... Laughing





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a.Bird
I would be Patch, with the ability to grow hair out of a patch of skin on my lower back. When ever trouble brewed in my city, I would get very nervous and starting growing a lot of hair. Anxious
soulery
I'm a robot named TARNACOP v.2474 and I'm hacking Frihost, warning everyone that rvec is evil in the future!
rvec
soulery wrote:
I'm a robot named TARNACOP v.2474 and I'm hacking Frihost, warning everyone that rvec is evil in the future!

*doubts if he should comment on this or ask Helios if he may take action*
HELIOS!!
Dean_The_Great
I have the power to control electrons to a fine degree. I can even go so far as to cause someone to disintegrate by causing all their electrons to leave their body simuntaneously. Unforuately that sometimes leads to very large explosions of the nuclear variety... if I'm not careful.

So most of the time I just charge batteries and start peoples cars in the dead of winter.

My arch-nemesis lives in a state slightly out of phase with me, so I can't affect him... of course, this means he can't touch anything... but he can still exert his dastardly influence on the world!!
loyal
ocalhoun wrote:
So, just for a moment, let's assume you're a superhero.
Feels great, eh?
You're not going to waste your good fortune by copying somebody else, though, are you?

When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself? What are your superpowers? Do you have a sidekick? Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours? How do you get around to where you're needed? What do you call your secret lair?

Have fun with that!


Oh my!

How did you discover my secret?!

Now i'm going to make a completely NEW secret identity...hmm next time i'll be a monk from the forests of brazil...yeah! no-one will suspect a monk from the forests of brazil to be SOOPERMAN!

Woah! Hold on....being sooperman isn't original, is it? Awww shucks....

Hm....what about bananaman? What do ya mean bananaman already exists?!
QrafTee
Actually, I've already been writing a story about my friends and I, so let me share some of it with you (hopefully they don't ever wander into this page since I haven't told them everything just yet):

Name: Adam
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Possesses the ability to fly at supersonic speeds; when reaching these speeds, he can only go straight.

Name: Alberto
Alias: Bapo
Powers: Possesses the power of telekinesis.

Name: Alex
Alias: Wade
Powers: Can morph into one of 5 wolf forms; Werewolf, True Wolf, Feral, Brute Wolf, and Wade Wolf.

Name: Billy
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can morph into one of 4 stone-like forms: Gray Ape, Silver Beast, Stone Gargoyle, and Stone Giant.

Name: Chris
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can assimilate a limited version of other people's powers via physical contact. He can hold 5 powers at a time; one that he holds permenantly is the ability to stretch his arms like a rubber band.

Name: Cole
Alias: Trusin (pending)
Powers: Possesses the ability to move 5x faster than the fastest "normal" human.

Name: Danny
Alias: Choi
Powers: Possesses 1.5x the strength, vitality, agility, speed, and cleverness of the strongest "normal" human.

Name: Denia
Alias: Danya
Powers: Able to jet air out of any hole in her body (including her pores).

Name: Dylan
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can change parts of his body into a black diamond-hard substance which can extend and retract, but cannot bend his joints as a result.

Name: Frank
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can manipulate and start fires.

Name: Gabriella
Alias: Gaby
Powers: Power of persuasion; can make one do things so as long as she is within visual and audible range of her target.

Name: Joe
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Possesses the power to transform to organic steel.

Name: Jonathan B.
Alias: Yannis
Powers: Wields power of lightning and electricity; his metal staff intensifies his powers.

Name: Jonathan C.
Alias: Nexus (pending)
Powers: Possesses unique magic-property powers; powers is based on 3 triangles which can be used to shoot, cut, protect, fly, etc.

Name: Julie
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Her screams emit sound waves which can cause harm.

Name: Kevin
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can absorb various forms of energy and shoot it back in a raw wave-like form.

Name: Larry
Alias: Golin
Powers: Total manipulation of energy; also able to bend/break the laws of thermodymanics.

Name: Marika
Alias: Mika (pending)
Powers: Able to strengthen and weaken emotions of those around her; her powers become stronger when the distance between her and the target is closer.

Name: Marissa
Alias: Iya
Powers: Able to cause mental pains through her feelings; power by empathy.

Name: Mat
Alias: (pending)
Powers: He can harden, stretch, and shed off his skin and hair at will. When hardened, it is as hard as steel, but quickly becomes brittle and shatters.

Name: Nach
Alias: Nacho (pending)
Powers: Can materialize his shadow; communicate and interact with the "Shadow World."

Name: Nhathy
Alias: Nhat
Powers: Can phase through almost any substance; able to manipulate her density to float.

Name: Peter
Alias: X
Powers: Can manipulate light waves to be used defensively, offensively, and supportive; also possesses the power to unconciously manipulate probability (good luck/bad luck)

Name: Rachel
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Able to shoot dark pigment off of her skin onto anything; pigment can have a different consistencies, densities, and color.

Name: Roxanne
Alias: (pending)
Powers: The ability to control limited aspects of the weather.

Name: Vance
Alias: Wuster
Powers: Can transform into one of 3 vampire forms: Vampire, Beast Bat, and Wu Lord.
loyal
QrafTee wrote:
Name: Alex
Alias: Wade
Powers: Can morph into one of 5 wolf forms; Werewolf, True Wolf, Feral, Brute Wolf, and Wade Wolf.


What's the differences between these wolves eh?
BPrice
My superhero name would be drago.

I would have the power to transform myself into a dragon with all there classic powers ie:

able to fly

breath fire

super stenght

super vision

super hearing

super speed

and the sight, vision and hearing powers would constant and the rest only after transforming into the dragon form.
furtasacra
Yazz wrote:
I'd just be so very very brown.

Fighting the war against racism with my tandouri breath of death, and my curry armpits of discombobulation!


What happens if you run into a villain that likes Indian food?

Like ME, The Amazingly Tedious Libertarian? I can reduce almost anybody to a gibbering wreck by expounding upon the evils of corporate welfare.

Sorry, I don't feel particularly heroic at the moment. I've always been rather fond of Spider-Man, because of his wiseass remarks, though. Maybe I could be kind of like him, except, well, I'm addicted to crocheting and crafts. I could shoot yarn or hot glue instead of spider webs...

This is just silly.

Laughing
nivre
Superhero Name: Project Nivre

History: Developed under a project research code named Project Explore. He is a humanoid Robot possesing a human brain and a mettallic body that is a able to warp time and able to pass through it, including super human strength. Has the capability to camouflage in every enviroment making him invinsible and restrain gravitational force. After failures in other experiments, the research facility was abandoned leaving project Nivre behind which constanlty develop his Artificial Intellegence. After which creates his own will. Project Nivre now serves the good and comes undetected through his time warp ability.

Weapons: Melee: Hand-to-Hand Combat and Katana
Range: Heat Missiles, Laser Guns, Bow and Arrow(Mettalic Explosives)

Hide Out: Abandoned Research Facility(Underground)

ALIAS: Not Acquired due to He stays at the Secret Lab Always and continue researches...

SideKick: None (under development)

Enemy: Extra Terrestrial Species
Kaze_Mitoki
Quote:
When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself? What are your superpowers? Do you have a sidekick? Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours? How do you get around to where you're needed? What do you call your secret lair?


My name is Rayne, but my secret identity is Mehan.

I feed off the emotions of others - if others are confident in my ability, I do well and pretty much create whatever powers the situation warrants. I can do what people believe I can do.

My sidekick is not human, she's a tiger. A -white- tiger, and her eye color changes as the situation merits. she can shoot beams out of her eyes that freeze people in a block of ice or burn people, depending on her eye color, and various other colors have different meanings. her default color is blue. She also has the strength of a freaking locomotive. Very Happy

My arch enemy is the corporate world. You know them, I know you do - those magazines that want you to believe that if you're not extra-super-tiny then you're not worth anything. Those television shows that do nothing but promote sex and violence. That - or rather, the man behind that - is my arch enemy.

How do I get around? depends. I either fly or drive my 2000 grand am. silver, of course. Very Happy

My secret lair is called... uhm... dangit I want to rip off "batcave" so much right now but I am definitely -not- batman. o.O; I guess we'll call it Cavity Cave, where chocolate is always in abundance. O.o;
Arseniy
So my name is Boredom the Superborer and my power is boring.
I'm so boring that people are boring when look at me and going to sleep. Noone can strike me because I'm very boring.
My favourite thing to do is to be boring. I never go somewhere and I'm just sitting in one point waiting for my sidekicks that have immunity for my powers. They take me and carry somewhere I want.
FEAR ME BECAUSE I CAN BORE!!! Twisted Evil Very Happy
D'Artagnan
I'm the reticence maaaaaaaaan!!!!.....

with my inconclusive and continuous talking i can drive anyone to crazy,
even if that person is already crazy , but it doen't mater because i think..........

my story started when i was ten year old , and learned to talk , (i was thinking about why should i talk for seven years....) , when i stated my first sentence my parents run away in panic and a wild cow herd trampled them.

Since that day i've serched for someone who can helpe-me, until i found Professor Xavier, that banished me from the strange mutants institute saying that my powers are had make half the instite depressed.

When i was a homeless with no hopes , and after making a dog blow up on crazyness, Superborer found me and have not been affected by my inconclusivity and long thinking powers ... since he's so boring to it... and his boredom helped me to control my powers that now i use only to fight the evil and to enter the theater for free... when the movie is god and the casting has no vin diesel , or amie whithouse, or jim carry or....

the only person that can suport my inconclusivity and long thinking powers is my archenemy DoubtMan, in fact i think that he's not the only , because SuperBorer can , and i think death people could to but since they are death i think it doesnt count or .................
Keran
Hmm... I must say that this is quite an interesting topic and I think that apart from telling the story about myself, I will also tell a story of how this could affect me if I was... well... gay.

(First the cool part, of who I would really like to be)
Hello I'm Keran and I'm a superhero. My special power involves manipulation of time and space and ninja agility. I can go back and forth in time, freeze it, slow it down, speed it up etc. Also have telekinetic powers. As for my ninjah agility I can jump really high and be like the dude from Assassin's Creed ;]
So I would be some sort of Time Ninja... But these abilities affected my look, I have some really cool ermm... Magical tattoos on my body and a really cool scar on my face that glows whenever I use my abilities! hehe.
I would do my best to serve the humanity, help people, be like spider-man, get some girls... and do all those important stuff.

(Now here comes the part I would never become:
In all modern sci-fi shows where people get super powers they all act seriously stupid and gay, for instance, most of the characters in Heroes tv show. Only Hiro Nakamura acts normaly (and ofcourse some bad guys)... Here's how I would end up if I'd be as gay as those few characters in Heroes Tv show)

I would not understand why this had happened to me, I would be all gay and say "I dun't want them powerzzz and I dun't wanna look like this because it makes me different". I would cry in my basement because I would think that I'm better than everyone else, thus being different and I'd just want to be normal and gay. I would allienate myself from the world, never get out and live a life of a hermit and one day, when I would be very old, I would say to myself: "Was this all worth it? Shouldn't I have used these powers to do something instead acting like a little bitch?"
So instead of trying to help humanity, save the world or something like that, I would cry all day and act like some spoiled princess like "OMG WTF Whay izzit meh?? Whay God?? Whay am I cursed with these super awesome uber super powers???"

I guess I got way overboard with these thoughts... But really, I hate the behaviours of "heroes" in modern sci-fi's...
Vladalf
My name is SCRATCH and my power is to transform my toothnails into claws and to move at high speed on 4 hands like a wolf.
Interresting no?
Blaster
Vrythramax wrote:

Blaster can spam you into oblivion. Twisted Evil


hey hey i'm not n0obie4life here. i have some 1000 good quality posts Razz
jesmil6
i would probably be the ultimate one, and my power would be being able to fly, and of course super strength! my sidekicks would be all my friends each with a different power so we can defeat anyone!
i dont know who my arch enemy would be though Laughing
blazinggale
I'd be CODERX. A superhuman hacker whose typing speed could break diamond keyboards, can code an entire OS based on an entirely new technology in less than an hour and could stay awake for three months straight. My arch super villain enemy with be "The Boss". He'd tell me to do stuff cos really that's what programmers do. =P
Bathamos
Hehe, I'm Bathamos.
And... I gots magic? X3

I can use magic to go places and change things. I guess it would be much like a wizard but not with an object. Just through thought. Like... Power through understanding. =D
Like, if I know that the pigment in the cotton of my shirt makes it green, I can make it go away and have a white shirt. D=

I guess it's lame and unorigional, but it's what I got. =B
akshar
Superhero Name: Bhootnaath
Ordinary Name: none...
Occupation: none...
Place: He is the last descendant of a family known for Magic in ancient India. His parents were killed in a experiment. He stays in caves near Nilagiri. The caves have a secret pasage to Junargadh a Ruined Castle. His caves are full of magical wells and tiny passages.

No one has seen him yet. He doesn't fear anything. He wears only black.

His biggest enemy: CrurSingh a Drug mafia who has teamed up with a playboy politcal leader Shivadatta. Bhotnaath is in search of a beautiful lady 'Chadrakanta' currently kept captive by Shivadatta. But there is no love story hear.
Futile
Lode Star would be my superhero name. I would be able to manipulate the magnetic fields and energies of the earth. By manipulating the magnetic fields I could “fly”. I would be able to control all metals. I would create magnetic orbs of energy and use them for projectiles.
angtxgal
ocalhoun wrote:
So, just for a moment, let's assume you're a superhero.
Feels great, eh?
You're not going to waste your good fortune by copying somebody else, though, are you?

When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself? What are your superpowers? Do you have a sidekick? Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours? How do you get around to where you're needed? What do you call your secret lair?

Have fun with that!


By night I am the Nymph, care little about what others think, pass on the right at 80 mph in a red corvette wearing black spiked heels. I'm the 19 year old female kept hidden in all adult women who comes out after a few glasses of wine when the stars are aligned.
My arch enemy would surely be my adult real-life rational mind, the White Winged Angel on my shoulder who guides the careful responsible parent of two, the conformist.

All in all these two are a great combination, it works!
Starflier
I'm not really a superhero... I'm more like one of those action-hero characters in the old comics, y'know, they wear flight helmets for no appearent reason other than the fact that they are indeed pilots; and have no powers beyond their own wits and chutzpah. You know the type...

The only difference is, I came from annother dimention... In my highly modified PBY Catalina... That can travel through time and space... And I have this cool watch that I invented that can slow down or speed up time within a confined area...

So basically I'm a rip-off of Jonny Cannuck and Dr Who... Except I know nothing about either of them except that I'm a rip-off of them...

And my secret identity is that of a kindergarten teacher... With glasses... Who rents the attic of an old delapidated manor house... and spends his time when he's not working or traveling through time and space or saving the world or treasure hunting or creating bizarre paralell universes for the fun of it, inventing various contraptions that the patent offices never let through... like my watch... that can slow down or speed up time within a confined area...

So yeah... That's me...
spiderspit
my name would be captain cliche, and i'd go around the world ridding people's thoughts of cliches! death to the bromides!
quex
Damn, am I ever a sucker for this kind of thread...

My superhero name is Quex, which just happens to be my normal name, too. Quex is a large robot of unconventional design, created by a team of four engineering experts and one biochemist. She looks like this. Although originally designed to be the urban-battlefield bodyguard for a high-profile CEO, a short epic later, Quex finds herself more in the position of big sister than battlebot.

Quex can jump about ten meters horizontally (or eight meters vertically) from a sitting stop. This makes her a fun ride. She cannot run very well (leg design, meh). Although she has no weaponry to speak of, she can output about 800 kilograms of pressure per square centimeter through her kick when fully charged and free to move. Also, she can throw out a 1.5 million gauss electromagnetic field around herself at a fair orbit. This tends to pick up a lot of metallic (and even non-metallic) junk when she uses it. Quex's "hair" is fiberoptic cable with gold filaments in every fifth strand; this allows her to fit multiple strands into all known types of interface jack and upload or download information, soft charge, etc.

Quex currently lives with Hewlett Quinter, the head of the team that created her, where she keeps busy growing strawberries in the backyard, feeding the local birds, and running around the city and suburbs with Ms. Quinter's youngest son, James, who has a knack for getting the both of them into trouble.
whitehole
When you're not maintaining your secret identity, what do you call yourself?

My superhero identity is Captian Kick-Ass







What are your superpowers?

Kicking ass, rocking it out hardcore, and all around superfly greatness.



Do you have a sidekick?

My sidekick is a 4' tall piece of talking celery. I'd tell you his name but it can't be translated into English. The closest sound to it is the sound of two rhino's getting it on.


Every superhero needs a super-villain arch enemy, what's yours?

I am squarely opposed to registered mail, girlfriends on pms (except the sexy ones, oh-yeah), and anything remotely related to Tom Brady.





How do you get around to where you're needed?

I can teleport of course, and when that doesn't work I have my friend Saul drive me around in his pimped out minibus.




What do you call your secret lair?

My secret lair is too secret to tell you about. I will give you a little hint though - there's yetis, some rockin' grey aliens, a lochness monster, and oh-yeah, did I mention there were yetis. Rock on!
yushaayush
Well i would wanna be the mix of all the superheros..dat would be soo exiciting!!
and the name should be....hmmm..o wait...mostly suoer heros dony give a name to themselves...people give them,,isn't.. Very Happy
ashish2005
I want to become a superhero who can fly, become invisible, throw laser from his eyes and who is also a ladies man. I have not yet thought of a name but I would love to have these powers. My arch enemy would have the same powers as mine only he cannot become invisible.

I also need about 10 superheroins Wink
titansmlb102
Hmmm....toughie. I would be:

Name: Teleber

Powers: Invisibility, Mind Reading, and other telekenetic powers.

Why? Ever met someone, didn't know if they liked you or not? Well, now you can know!
Want to sneak somewhere without being seen? Duh, Invisiblility?
gr8inferno
I can create and manipulate fire. Unlike Torch and Pyro my power has no limits. Twisted Evil
IceCreamTruck
This is like some kind of Rorschach test or something because you really can read into a lot about a person's psychology based on how they answer this question.

There is one point that rings totally true through-out all the responses to the original "super hero" post, and that is most people here on frihost are totally crazy. yes, certifiable.

So, being true to this form I will impart to you all what my super hero character is (yes, i'm totally crazy too).

I am invisable, unheard of, and as of yet not named. My super abilities are super speed, super strength, and much more while being totally quiet.

I never miss any target, and probably never will.

I save the world while no one is looking, and compromise wrong-doers ability to do their dastardly deeds while they are not paying attention. I am the reason that bad people's worlds seem to be falling apart and why good people seem be lucky all the time. This is me enjoying my work.

I have saved the world 41 times, and I was almost credited with saving the world once but I bought Rvec's silence with a chocolate, a pair of fish-net stalkings, and a large rubber chicken.

All of you are my comical side-kicks, but you don't know anything more about me than the rest of the world does. You are the comic relief: I make you lucky, you save the world. This is the way the cookie crumbles.

I don't have anything to do with you wearing your underpants on the outside of your skin tight pants. I too keep praying that they style changes sooner rather than later. I wish I could quote the person that brought that up, cause that's probably the funniest part of the post outside of a couple others like ... 4" piece of celery as a sidekick (whitehole).

I wear all black "loose fitting" cotton clothing that make no noise when I move, but you will never see it.

Weird but funny: pretty much everyone on the first page of the topic. from the second page: a.Bird, Yazz, Nivre, Starflier, whitehole

Long winded or "F" for effort: QrafTee, Arseniy, D'Artagnan, Keran

Blaster gets an "A" and a big yellow star for only "sort-of" spamming this topic.
sabe
I don't know if I have any superhero's. this may be mundane but I choose to work with the here and now. I do have heroes but nothing that I would "super". They do not have what I consider super powers. Just things we all have. Smile
sabe
OOps. I did not read carefully. I mean that If I were a superhero I would have the power to travel in time. I can change the future and influence the minds of mankind. I have the power to change the world around me.

Oh. That's right all of us have that power and they are not super after all....
nykmuzz
As a superhero, my name would be "Wakka Man".
I would attack enemies by eating them.
All the time in the background my theme music would be "wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka".
I am also defly afraid of ghosts.
gr8inferno
QrafTee wrote:
Name: Frank
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can manipulate and start fires.


He has no match with the Great Inferno even Torch and Pyro has no match wiht my ability to manipulate fires , I could destroy Frank like a cigarette butt, just like that *snaps finger*
Aiuspaktyn
Hi, I'm Italian, I like this forum, my interest are phone service and music!
tidruG
Aiuspaktyn wrote:
Hi, I'm Italian, I like this forum, my interest are phone service and music!
I'd encourage you to make a post like this (with a little more information perhaps) in the Introductions forum.
ocalhoun
Aiuspaktyn wrote:
Hi, I'm Italian, I like this forum, my interest are phone service and music!

'Italian' is a nice alias, but liking this forum and being interested in phone service and music does not qualify as super-powers.
Sorry.
Vrythramax
titansmlb102 wrote:
Hmmm....toughie. I would be:

Name: Teleber

Powers: Invisibility, Mind Reading, and other telekenetic powers.

Why? Ever met someone, didn't know if they liked you or not? Well, now you can know!
Want to sneak somewhere without being seen? Duh, Invisiblility?


Then you should have seen this coming.
skbkrishantha
If i'm a superhero / no i'm a superhero ok
im not a normal super superheoro only thing i can't do
telme anythig you want to do except one thing but i'm tring would you like to know wt it is?

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Question Question Question Question
I can't change man into women
i can man into animal or else
Fishbowl444
I have the power to reject phone calls and leave a message after the tone Anxious
steelcitynutrition
Looking over some of the greatest superheros I would like to create the ultimate superhero with a combination of the greatest ablities.

Powers would include:
x ray vision
the ablity to manipulate fire, and ice
the ability to fly, strength, and shoot lighting from my ass

name:

ultiman
hunterman1234
I am Gustaf the Snob. My main power is making poor people around me feel miserable, which charges my SUPER DUPER POWER of making everyone give me everything they own. My sidekick is a little French boy named Jean-Luc and he basically lures in my victims with his unbearable cuteness.
TerrorBite
I'm TerrorBite.
I have the power to control data. There is not a firewall in the world that can stop me.
I use my powers to track down spammers and reformat their hard drives, make their CPUs explode, or sometimes I put horse pron in their startup folder for laughs.
Nobody has ever been able to link me to my real-life self. I may terrify online, but really I'm a nerdy pimply little guy living somewhere in Oregon, who wears glasses, stutters, is regularly beaten up, and will never have sex ever.
kicy
I am Isaac, I have the power to watch tv and play the computer for hours nonstop without substanance and ... the ultimate ability to get off whenever I want to..
Felippos
I am Niko from Finland and my stomach sausages makes me strong. Btw i am my own life king so but it better!
kmwhthse
Obviously, I am plain old-fashioned SUPERMUM. When nobody's watching, I am always there, dressing kids, feeding the family, cleaning and tidying....YAWN. In fact, Ia lso do this when people are watching....so maybe not so secret powers after all! Of course, what they don't know is that my actual superpower controls their minds and bodies - so when my three boys (2 small 1 big) think they're watching Supermum juggling it all....it is in fact Supermum juggling them to do the jobs in my place! Hahaaa - they work and I get the credit!
But as for my Kryptonite......don't let me turn the computer on and check my emails. It sucks me in and drains me of all time and energy for the real world. Coupled with a nice cup of coffee, nothing else matters.

Oh, it's tough being a superhero - but somebody's gotta do it!!!!

Laughing
evilryu530
brainwashing power. i want the power to brainwash people. i will have huge muscles, really tall. and a big leg. and i can brainwash all the supermodels...
BlueVD
This one is funny =] Crap, reading all of your guys desires sure makes me yell lmao...
But come to think of it, anybody with a little bit of imagination at one point or another would imagine something like this...
So here's my "hot stuff"
Real name: check the profile
Hero name: Chemo
Special powers: the ability to influence and manipulate matter to an atomic level (Magneto on steroids).
Archnemesis: Yahoo, Microsoft, Intel;
Sidekicks: Google, GNU, AMD, and last but not least Frihost. (funny, eh?)
Costume: somethin' metallic with a helmet simila to the nazgull in LOTR...
Anything else you desire?
cleggster83
My name would be SUPER CLEGG. I would stop all virus and worms
bobskeyboardz
A time traveling psychic is cool, thats What Id want to be if I was a SuperHero!
Id have to be careful though, If youve seen back to the future youll know what Im talking about!
bashbro900
Well I feel that I wanna a Canadian while eating a donut + saving people thats really what a superhero is all about but ya know every1 has different opinions
digitalblue
Very Happy You did not see me come in did you? Of course you didn't - I am WOWZERMAN - faster than superman's fart....I could be hovering behind you and wouldn't know.
Hey I can crush an empty beer can with just two fingers and leap over a bar stool in just one bound.

I service all damsels in distress with my trusty rod - he's my side kick you know.
My secret lair is everywhere - especially the ladies room.

I have a secret rocket formula - oh dear, I've run out of baked beans - would you mind if I stay the night with you, or do you know of any shops open nearby? Rolling Eyes
Twisted Evil
liorhm
Just like my hero, Jack Black, in his movie "Tenacious D", I would be able to make c**k push-ups Smile
WhistleTurning
Me I am GOLFOMAN. Liar
Dancing In real life I am a nurdy maths teacher Anxious with flyaway hair, with a bald patch on top and long side burns. I have horn rimmed spectacles and wear a sports jacket with patches on the elbows and gray slacks (slightly ill fitting) Boo hoo!. At weekend I become GOLFOMAN, with the ability to hit long shots caresss the ball into the hole Shhh and most of all have the all seeing eye to find all those once hit lost balls still in mint condition. I also have an extreemly long ball retriever (some 25ft) which I can use with unerring accuracy to fish out the pond balls, judgeing the parrallax without any problem. Comraids on the golf course never lose their ball, I always see just where it has landed, and mine of course is always in the middle of the fairway

Tiger Woods look out I am on my way to the Open??d'oh!
ocalhoun
^I have never seen such masterful use of smilies! Applause
Thevadj
OK so mixing some results together from a generator here...

The infernal Phantomwdljl
Power(s): Deus ex machina, Energy absorption, Hypnosis, Force field generation
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant cybernetics
Weapon: Ice Zip Gun, Light Boomerang
Transportation: Death Yak

All fear my horrible death yah!!!
Urban
This topic has the power to attrack "less-than-10-posts" members!
(And to make them spam!)


Arrow Mine would be X3!

You can't beat X3, if you try to use your powers, he block them and absorb the energy they generated to make an attack 3 times more powerful!

So he have all your powers, in fact, the only way to beat him is to have the X4 power but if X4 attack X3, X3 would make an attack 12 times more powerful then X4 would do the same (48 times more powerful this time!) and the fight would never end!

YOU FAIL!
QrafTee
loyal wrote:
QrafTee wrote:
Name: Alex
Alias: Wade
Powers: Can morph into one of 5 wolf forms; Werewolf, True Wolf, Feral, Brute Wolf, and Wade Wolf.


What's the differences between these wolves eh?

Good question--although I didn't believe anyone would ask--here it the concept I had:

Werewolf - Standard werewolf on two legs with sharp nails, two arms with sharp claws, head of a wolf, tail is present, but barely visible. Fur coat from colors consisting of gray to white.
His speed, strength, and senses increase dramatically.
Speed - ***
Strength - **
Senses - ***

True Wolf - This form is actually Alex turning into a full wolf. He's just like a normal wild wolf with the exception that his fur coat is determined by his environment when he starts to transform. In this form he is unable to talk--lacks the vocal organs needed to speak.
His speed, strength, and senses increase dramatically; his speed and senses increase more than in his werewolf form, but his strength is decreased in comparison.
Speed - ****
Strength - *
Senses - *****

Feral - Alex is himself, but he's hairier. His body and facial hair grows and he becomes easily agitated.
His speed, strength, and senses increases. In comparison to his werewolf form, he's lacking in all three areas.
Speed - *
Strength - *
Senses - **

Brute Wolf - He's a werewolf with bulging muscles comparable to a body builder--think Super Saiyan 3rd Grade Trunks mixed with a werewolf. In this form he is very ill-mannered and very easily angered. His fur coat matches the werewolf and his tail disappears altogether--only a tail bone like a human.
His speed, strength, and senses increases greatly. He is as fast as his Feral form, his senses are on par with werewolf, but his strength is much greater than the previous three forms in this form.
Speed - *
Strength - *****
Senses - ***

Wade Wolf - He's pretty much a slimmed down Brute Wolf the size of his werewolf. He's pretty much the ultimate of his forms. No bulky muscles to slim him down, rather it's condensed muscle mass. His fur coat is pure black with streams of red and white lines going down his face and body. His hands look more human, but he retains the claws. Although his demeanor is more human, he's easily angered.
His speed, strength, and senses increases exponentially. His strength is technically weaker than Brute Wolf, but his speed is faster than werewolf. His senses are slightly higher than werewolf as well.
Speed - ***
Strength - ****
Senses - ****

gr8inferno wrote:
QrafTee wrote:
Name: Frank
Alias: (pending)
Powers: Can manipulate and start fires.


He has no match with the Great Inferno even Torch and Pyro has no match wiht my ability to manipulate fires , I could destroy Frank like a cigarette butt, just like that *snaps finger*

I actually didn't create the Frank character. A friend of mine did, so I don't know how strong he'd be against another fire manipulating superhero to be honest. Smile
alexandros_ch
my name is Baa-lerina...im a sheep and i dance.....i destroy my enemies by kicking them during my dance figures
kicy
In additon! I am D. all of the above. Laughing
phpc0d3r
Alright, I guess I'll post myne.

Name: Fedilious Zend
Alias:Yoohoo
Power: Sort of a detective power, like Psych. He's able to notice minute details and plan out actions within milliseconds.
Flaw: over protective of family and friends
Bockman
Well, seems I'll have to join the club and reveal my secrets...

Name: Bockman
Alias: Super Bock (see avatar for uniform)

Special Abilities:
Strength: able to move unlimited ammounts of topics and/or posts at any given time.
Speed: Can move/delete/lock any topic and/or post prior to any other reply.
Invulnerability: Unlike other known Frihost superheroes, Super Bock is imune to spam attacks and/or flamming.
Mental Powers: possessing eidetic memory, Super Bock is able to remember any event that happened with one or more users in the past.
Stamina: able to maintain peace on the forums for days at a time
Vision: a special F-Ray vision allows Super Bock to see crimes while they are happening on other subforums.
Other Powers: Super Bock is also able to seamlessly translate other languages into his native language if the language is in one of the following alphabets/abjads: Latin, Elder Futhark, Aramaic, Glagolitic, Hebrew or Cyrillic

Weakness: suffering from the scotopic sensitivity syndrome, Super Bock can sometimes be unable to spot certain bad posts, specially when they use excessive color.

Archnemesis: The Philosopher Princess, the Master of "Rainboxing". Super Bock lives in fear of her return.

Be Well Cool
Blaster
Haha Super Bock I am out to get you. Now die and surrender all your powers. Let me bring you back to April 3, 2006 Muhahaha

Ok thats enough of that...
Bannik
Alias - The Bannik
powers - the only person who has no powers in this topic

sidekick - Indi (but he will never admit it)
D'Artagnan
ocalhoun wrote:
Aiuspaktyn wrote:
Hi, I'm Italian, I like this forum, my interest are phone service and music!

'Italian' is a nice alias, but liking this forum and being interested in phone service and music does not qualify as super-powers.
Sorry.


Do you ever tryied to understand an italian speaking??
speaking italian is a superpower itself
IceCreamTruck
Blaster wrote:
Haha Super Bock I am out to get you. Now die and surrender all your powers. Let me bring you back to April 3, 2006 Muhahaha

Ok thats enough of that...


OK... that was really funny!!! lmao Laughing Blaster strikes again!! Go-go super spam! lolz!! Very Happy

ocalhoun wrote:

Aiuspaktyn wrote:
Hi, I'm Italian, I like this forum, my interest are phone service and music!

'Italian' is a nice alias, but liking this forum and being interested in phone service and music does not qualify as super-powers. Sorry.



Props to ocalhoun, as I was laughing really hard at this point. Being interested in phone service IS a super power. think about it. lol!!! Laughing

On a side note: QrafTee, if you see a warewolf...RUN!!! who gives a crap what kind or how mean it is lmao!!! Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing It's always the dorks like you that get eaten. Here are the rulez: don't go upstairs alone, don't sleep naked, and no matter how tempting don't sneek off to be alone with someone at pool parties. I'm sure there are more I should tell you!!
dwcnps
I would be Alpha Relldon, arch enemy, the evil Grenoids.

My powers would be firstly, making great or small speeches explaining why they shouldn't do what they are about to do. If they don't react, I explain what I can do to stop them from destroying me. If I'm talking about a power then I use my power.

My other powers are making any sound at any frequency and a high amount of stamina.

My sidekick is anybody I pick up from anywhere who wants to be my sidekick.
black1029
i call my self prof...coz im a programmer on our groups...we study about more web development...
as well as thesis proposal... now all my friends called on my name.. prof..
salman_500
hmmm ...

if i wanted to be super... id want to be a super genius ! Razz

i'd be the man who knows everything and is the most intelligent ... i would not need to hide myself as i would continuously invent stuff to hepl people with their lives... as i dont keep in hiding, i dont have one enemy ... the whole world is after my brain and which is why i have to keep with my 100% anti-vilian "pen". It has the best defence mechanisms and even teleports me around. its my computer aswell with unlimited space and the fastest internet connection Razz

it is the reason why i survive the waves of villians that try to get me while im asleep Razz

im such a big genius... but i dont have a codename ... i wud just call myself with my real name that my parents gave me :p

P.S. i am the one who gave all the superpowers to people who mentioned 'em in this topic Razz

No thanks necessary... Laughing lol
IceCreamTruck
salman_500 wrote:
P.S. i am the one who gave all the superpowers to people who mentioned 'em in this topic Razz

No thanks necessary... Laughing lol


You were my sidekick first!! lol, read my post Dancing

BTW, salman_500, why are your points down so much? You really let yourself go!!!
If you are still around the forums posting, then why don't you get hosted? I respect your ability to notice a good forum when you see one (props!!) but you have the most negative points I've seen so far for an active poster. Most people that low don't post any more.
dwcnps
riannee wrote:
Hola, estoy a punto de empezar un curso ingles Australia y escribo para pedir consejos de aquellos que ya han ido a Australia, específicamente el “estado de sol”, Brisbane, que será mi hogar durante las próximas 3 meses…Ya he hecho un “sprachaufenhalt” para aprender alemán pero esto era a un nivel muy básico y sólo por 2 semanas. Dado que mi excursión a Australia será 6 veces más largo que mi estancia en Alemania, me gustaría escuchar sugerencias – trabajillos podría hacer para integrarme en la cultura, libros para leer, películas para ver….Mi inglés ya está a un nivel que se considera como alto pero lo que falto es un acento bueno y vocabulario especializado (el curso en que participaré será uno de inglés de negocios para ayudar con esto). A mi, sería muy importante mezclar con los nativos para coger el acento, su manera de hablar, etc. Por favor, ¿hay alguien quien me pueda dar consejos en cuanto a este tema? ¡Quiero que esté aprovechando de mi tiempo al máximo!


Translation (using Google Translate):

Hello, I am about to begin a course Australia and English writing to ask advice from those who have already gone to Australia, specifically the "sunshine state", Brisbane, which will be my home for the next 3 months… I have already done " sprachaufenhalt "to learn German, but this was a very basic level and only for 2 weeks. Since my trip to Australia will be 6 times longer than my stay in Germany, I would like to hear suggestions - jobs could be done to integrate into the culture, books to read, movies to see…. My English is already at a level that is considered as high but what we lack is a good accent and vocabulary specialist (who will participate in the course will be one of English business to help with this). Since my trip to Australia will be 6 times longer than my stay in Germany, I would like to hear suggestions - jobs could be done to integrate into the culture, books to read, movies to see…. My English is already at a level that is considered as high but what we lack is a good accent and vocabulary specialist (who will participate in the course will be one of English business to help with this). I would be very important to mix with the natives to catch the accent, the way you talk, and so on. Please, is there anybody who can give me advice on this subject? I want to be taking advantage of my time as much as possible!

I think (s)he posted in the wrong place
salman_500
IceCreamTruck wrote:
salman_500 wrote:
P.S. i am the one who gave all the superpowers to people who mentioned 'em in this topic Razz

No thanks necessary... Laughing lol


You were my sidekick first!! lol, read my post Dancing

BTW, salman_500, why are your points down so much? You really let yourself go!!!
If you are still around the forums posting, then why don't you get hosted? I respect your ability to notice a good forum when you see one (props!!) but you have the most negative points I've seen so far for an active poster. Most people that low don't post any more.


you see. i'm already hosted... and always have :p you see i used frihost for a long time ! hosted my site and hosted all files i needed to share.. but then came a time when i took a really long break from all internet thing.. would hardly check my mail... so web development was outa question :p

now im bak to it.. frihost among first sites ! and am workin on my points ! Very Happy
dinael
I am more of a super-villain, than a super-hero, I guess.
I'm trying to be good, but deep inside something always haunts me and then I strive
for fear of others and some blood. Guilt always haunts me, though. I enjoy in thinking
of new ways how to murder people in my mind with my sharp teeth... how to make them
bleed. Twisted Evil

Can't wait to find out what shall my sick mind think of tomorrow.
That really haunts me, and I'm never really OK. There are some
moments when I feel really haunted by my shadow, or is that my conscience.

There are some side effects, indeed.

There is trouble in my mind, there is dark, there is dark and there is light.

* I hope i didn't fright you. It's all in my mind. Murder in minds. Twisted Evil

name: RazorTooth | or SwordFish

They called me Mr. Glass
ankitdatashn
I am not any super hero, But I am unique and special in own way, it is:

My unique & creative way of doing things, my ability as a thinker & to write poems & songs, my ability in computer hacking and cracking, my focussed attitude, the vegetarianism which I follow, my attitude to convert criticisms into results, etc, etc..........................so in one word, MULTITALENTED

I am a human, superheros don't exist.
Stormgirl
i fear the death yak.

ok, my superpower is . *drumroll*

i can grow as many hands as i need at the time And
dance really well.

i know, i know youve seen it before in a Deity or two . . . but i Swear im a superheroine, not a deity, and if you drop your latte you will discover my Lightening Ability To Grow and Extra Arm and Catch your latte using one of my smooth dance moves. Coffee saved!
vipin
my name would be "superbatspiderman"..i would be the best of all..my identity would be secret..i would work as a photographer, news reporter, or something like that..
urbanct
I'd be a half viking, half native american fighting the racists government of the USA.
IceCreamTruck
ankitdatashn wrote:
I am a human, superheros don't exist.


Dude, you are so lame!!! (animated signature is annoying too!!)

They do exist, and you are one. Your super power is "being annoying/lame", your costume most definitely would include underpants on the outside of spandex. Your weakness is Italian people, oxygen, and salami sandwiches.

You bored your sidekick to death. All possible replacements died in the mail.

Your secret lair is public restrooms.

Your enemy is Brittany Spears.

You have saved the world -1 times this year. (it was up to me to undo the damage)
IceCreamTruck
Holy freakin' chain letter SPAM, Batman!

ashfamily wrote:
...
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true
10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.


He is obviously a super villain. His powers are spam, chain letters, and spam

Better do what he says... NO WAY!!!

Quick! to the batmobile!

PS. Robin, put your underwear UNDER your pants!! It's easy...Underwear first!! Pants next!!

______________________ Twisted Evil Laughing Very Happy Surprised Smile Confused Sad Confused Smile Surprised Very Happy Laughing Twisted Evil ______________________


[Edit By Super Bock] I know you were handling it, but I just got back and my finger was itchy for a ban. I'll leave you and Robin to handle the next one Razz
singh.gurjeet
As a superhero, I don't have a name; I don't need any, coz no one knows me; I am invisible. I kick bad ass so bad that they are ashamed of talking about it, and that's one of the reasons nobody knows that I help society.

(I made all that up just now... so I guess making up things is one of my superpowers!!! BTW, I did have a super-hero character in my head as a kid, but over time I forgot what were my superpowers... I'll try to go back in time and see what was it!)
IceCreamTruck
singh.gurjeet wrote:
... so I guess making up things is one of my superpowers!!!
...

I'll try to go back in time and see what was it!)


Dude, that is so funny "making up things = superpower" cause I guess we are all guilty of that!! Anyway, you made me laugh so hard! Keep up the good work.

Careful going back in time to discover what your super powers were...sounds dangerous!! BTW, the proper way to say that is

"I'll try to go back in time and see what they were!"

I don't mean to correct your grammar, but I had to point out that you were using singular case when you were talking about plural "super powers". Your english is good, but needs only slight improovement. Personally my spelling is horrible, but there is no hope for me. I've tried.
singh.gurjeet
IceCreamTruck wrote:
singh.gurjeet wrote:
... so I guess making up things is one of my superpowers!!!
...

I'll try to go back in time and see what was it!)


Dude, that is so funny "making up things = superpower" cause I guess we are all guilty of that!! Anyway, you made me laugh so hard! Keep up the good work.

Careful going back in time to discover what your super powers were...sounds dangerous!! BTW, the proper way to say that is

"I'll try to go back in time and see what they were!"

I don't mean to correct your grammar, but I had to point out that you were using singular case when you were talking about plural "super powers". Your english is good, but needs only slight improvement. Personally my spelling is horrible, but there is no hope for me. I've tried.


The 'forgotten super-hero character' was the subject of the last sentence, so I guess singular was okay.

Speaking perfect 'English' grammar is not one of my super-powers (you'd have guessed by now). I have been fed and served American culture so much that anything goes... Grammar doesn't matter to Americans.
atombomb
Bean fart.... Very Happy
Meaning i shoot fire out my butt. Razz lol
Blaster
IceCreamTruck wrote:
Blaster wrote:
Haha Super Bock I am out to get you. Now die and surrender all your powers. Let me bring you back to April 3, 2006 Muhahaha

Ok thats enough of that...


OK... that was really funny!!! lmao Laughing Blaster strikes again!! Go-go super spam! lolz!! Very Happy


That took a really long time. TPP would love it. Haha i want to know bockmans response. I might have killed him though haha.
ashen
Hmm... I think a superhero isn't fit to me, maybe I should choose to be a villain.
A Mother of Evil, those who made all of the evils on earth.
polly-gone
My superhero is the best super hero ever. My super hero is so mysterious, I don't even know what it is. It is an enigma. I am pure darkness sans darkness. I am pure gold sans gold. I am pure truth sans truth, yet I am pure lie, sans lie. Nobody knows who I am. I don't who I am. Shrouded in mystery, I swoop in to save the day, sans swooping. I am....


-Nick