1.LIFT
An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a man got out of it. He asked the old man,
Sir, shall I give you a lift...?
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor...
2. FIGHT
Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So..?
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.
An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a man got out of it. He asked the old man,
Sir, shall I give you a lift...?
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor...
2. FIGHT
Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So..?
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.
