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Two Dead men..





Jack_Hammer
Has anyone else hear this?, my Grandad used to tell me the first verse I didn't know there was a second till I looked it up Wink

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
MistaKiula
Haha, thats a pretty good quote. It's very ironic.. love it.
tidruG
Ha ha... that was one of the best "poems" I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing that with us. However, does it really belong in this forum? Because it's not like it's a complete joke, and also, it's not really literature... hmmm... I'll leave it here... perhaps some other Mod or Admin will move it if they think it should be in another forum.
wistom
oh, something good. i know. thats funny.
dapmpsh
ive heard that before but i dont know where lol but i think its funny still Smile
NG
lol thts thee best lmao its kool
Antwon
That's confusing, but cool.
twisthigh
I heard that type of thing.. only the one I know goes like this:

I see, I see said the blind man
To his deaf son
Sitting at the corner of the round table
While his crippled boy ran up the stairs...

I dunno, yours seems a little more poetic!!
Dustwars9
That is a great poem that your grampa told you. It reminds me of a few poems i heard a long time ago.
mark
Never heard of it mate but its good. Now, I know of it!
tiancai3
really funny......
a blind man says he saw something in real life...........
then,why we still call him "a blind man"?
blackant
Its a joke.. hahaha
but how can a sword shoot? Razz
Anti-Camper
Lol! it is funny. but i think i have read it in another place.... Confused
AnGeLicK
very witty...
jlbribeiro
That's a weird quote, although it's cool, in fact, very cool, especially the last sentence.
Antwon
Hurray for very cool last sentence quotes! Now:

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

~Antwon
Jack_Hammer
I also remember a joke that I can barely remember but it's a man stuck in a room with no way out but there is a table How does he get out?

You cut the table in half, two halves make a hole
You jump through the hole then scream until your horse
you jump on the horse and ride away, although I'm sure it's not right but it's along those lines...
thebestboy2401
ohoohh oho
it is very cool Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Blaster
Sorry for the huge bump but i got bored so decided to read the last post here. I found it and thought it was the funniest thing ever. So ironic.


now to see what n0oibie4life has to say
Scorpio
Blaster wrote:
Sorry for the huge bump but i got bored so decided to read the last post here. I found it and thought it was the funniest thing ever. So ironic.


now to see what n0oibie4life has to say


Thats not it.

You want to put in a couple of more posts and earn Frih$

Thats why you did it you schemer Twisted Evil
Blaster
no you just lying. Stop it. I acutally thought it was funny. I read random posts at times. Biggest bump ever (on frihost)
blackheart
Blaster wrote:
no you just lying. Stop it. I acutally thought it was funny. I read random posts at times. Biggest bump ever (on frihost)


I've done worse in the music forum. Very Happy
AdamantMonk
twisthigh wrote:
I heard that type of thing.. only the one I know goes like this:

I see, I see said the blind man
To his deaf son
Sitting at the corner of the round table
While his crippled boy ran up the stairs...

I dunno, yours seems a little more poetic!!


I always heard that as

I see, said the blind man, To the deaf man, as he was pissing into the wind.

dunno why though as it doenst have much rythm.
rightclickscott
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw...
lycadia
*laughs* I remember hearing several versions of that as a kid, but I could never memorize it all. Thanks for posting it.
In retrospect, it's sooooo horridly politically incorrect I feel like I should be embarressed my child-self thought it was so cool. But it's certian brought back some interesting memories from childhood.
whplace
Cool. I like that poem. Sounds real funny.............. Haha!

Thank you,

whplace
bdoneck
Sounds like something my dad always says to me: "'I see,' Said the blind man to his deaf wife."
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