After much discrimiation to the blondes, I am now presenting a for-blonde joke:
There was lawyer and a blonde sitting on a plane together. The lawyer decided to play a betting game with the blonde girl. The rules were simple: they ask each other a question each. If the blonde answers right, she gets $50, and if the lawyer gets the question right he gets 5$. After much insistance, the blonde agreed to play. The lawyer thought that he will win for sure, especially against a blonde.
So the Lawyer asked the Blonde the distance between Earth and the Sun. The Blonde did not know the answer, so she handed the lawyer a 5 dollar bill.
The Blonde now asked the lawyer: what goes up the hill with two legs and comes down with 3?
The lawyer was now puzzled and utterly confused. Opening his laptop, he could not find it! He reluctantly gave the blonde a 50 dollar bill.
Then the lawyer asked the blonde in anger: What is the answer?
the Blonde smiled and handed the lawyer a 5 dollar bill.
Thus, the Blonde became smarter than the Lawyer. Amazing, is it not?
There was lawyer and a blonde sitting on a plane together. The lawyer decided to play a betting game with the blonde girl. The rules were simple: they ask each other a question each. If the blonde answers right, she gets $50, and if the lawyer gets the question right he gets 5$. After much insistance, the blonde agreed to play. The lawyer thought that he will win for sure, especially against a blonde.
So the Lawyer asked the Blonde the distance between Earth and the Sun. The Blonde did not know the answer, so she handed the lawyer a 5 dollar bill.
The Blonde now asked the lawyer: what goes up the hill with two legs and comes down with 3?
The lawyer was now puzzled and utterly confused. Opening his laptop, he could not find it! He reluctantly gave the blonde a 50 dollar bill.
Then the lawyer asked the blonde in anger: What is the answer?
the Blonde smiled and handed the lawyer a 5 dollar bill.
Thus, the Blonde became smarter than the Lawyer. Amazing, is it not?
