Who will sit in the chair?

nur339

Into a room enter the Prophet-Founders of the world's major religions: Krishna (Hinduism), Buddha (Buddhism), Moses (Judaism), Jesus Christ (Christianity), Muhammad (Moslem), Baha'u'llah (Baha'i Faith).
There is only one chair. Who will sit in the chair? Who will sit on the floor?
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laurenrox

I'm hoping desperately that this is a metaphorical question... Confused

wellerchap

I presume they'd all be humble enough to sit on the floor & leave the chair unoccupied....or maybe take turns in the chair.
Had these "people" ever really existed I reckon they'd have been fair enough to work it out amicably....it's the idiots that have followed on in their footsteps that have tainted the whole picture since.

coeus

Jesus would make enough chairs for everyone and sit on the floor....dur.

spinout

Hm, 6 persons, hm hm...

Idea

First: Jesus can surely chop the back support off (with a miracle...) and turn it upside down.
Jesus has many times presented himself as a hoomoseksual so I recon he easily can sit on a chair leg.
second: there are 3 legs left to sit on... hm Moses is a pal to Jesus so he surely will next to him..
Third: Muhammad also go as a pal of Jesus so he 'grabs' a leg...
Fourth: 1 leg left... I suppose Baha'u'llah is in Jesus team... He must have a leg...
Fifth: Ouch no more legs for this homo-meeting... Then Jesus uses a miracle n makes it a 6 legged chair!!! YES all 6 on a leg each - happy meeting!

Razz

Daisie

They (the prophets) will all stand in the room, just looking at the chair, saying nothing.
Then all the followers of those religions will fight and kill each others screaming that their prophet should be sitting in the chair because it's god's will....
Some followers will not claim anything at all because they dont like violence but they'll be killed anyway, just in case they start to have ideas....

ocalhoun