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Ravi
1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you
understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish
the wish you wish to wish.


3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought
I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"


9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr
Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO",
and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about
going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr
Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the
way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor
the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"


13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be
not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever
the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is
cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.


14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the
fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue


16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before
Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to
see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
MistaKiula
LOL!!! Good one! Thanks for sharing Smile
Jack_Hammer
You missed the obvious

Q- How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A- A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
Bickering_Blonde
You for got another one thats obvious:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Some More:

1:Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

2:A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

3:A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

4:You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

THE BIGGY!!

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
tegames
she sells sea shells by the sea shore
Daniel15
while not a tongue twister, this line came up on my Cisco CCNA networking course text:

"Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols."
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