Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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A young girl walked up to her mother and stared at her hair.
As her mother scrubbed dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked,
"Why do you have grey strands in your hair?"
The mother paused and looked at her daughter,
"Everytime you disobey me, I get one strand of grey hair.
If you want me to stay pretty, you had better obey me."
Saying that, the mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes.
The little girl stood there thinking.
She her throat again, and sweetly asked,
"Mother, why is grandma's hair all grey?
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
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A young girl walked up to her mother and stared at her hair.
As her mother scrubbed dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked,
"Why do you have grey strands in your hair?"
The mother paused and looked at her daughter,
"Everytime you disobey me, I get one strand of grey hair.
If you want me to stay pretty, you had better obey me."
Saying that, the mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes.
The little girl stood there thinking.
She her throat again, and sweetly asked,
"Mother, why is grandma's hair all grey?
