Is Windows a virus?

vidyamandir

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

Philip

from what ur articel, i thought that windows is'nt virus.
but windows contain virus T_T

rash52

well im running ma windows from 4 monthz.i didnt found a single virus.dude all controls are at ur handz.Windows will run on ur commands.use a better anti virus.Will solve all ur probs.

SNES350

Hehe nice post. They mantain it enough for users to keep using it, that's all.

Xavier

Nice post buudy!
Really humorous it was!!
Hi5 tio you!

jycms

Nice post buudy
oh' yeah it's beauty

babumuchhala

@rash52 u got serious man its just a joke

@vidyamandir
there are so many posts with the same thing on the forum would have helped if u wud have searched or looked carefully before u posted

icesun

We can turn to linux

coolpages

yeah... this was a good joke articlue.. thnks for sharing
hope windows really isnt a virus or id be in trouble...ll

Jeff_vella_leone

nice jk guys windows can't be a virus so relax lol

Bluszczyk

nice post... Laughing

i tell you guys somethink...
Someday I install some antyvirus software and then this antyvirus tell me:
your windows system is infected by **** virus... you need to format your hardware...

ausdude

I think you posted Windows under the right forum... Joke

ghozt

good post..lol...

dionet

Lol, yes the last one is very good!

vip2k

Is that suppose to be a joke?

BlackSkad

Windows isn't a virus, windows is a bug!

If you copy something, you need to mention the source, or at least sayit isn't a joke you made up yourself:
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jongoldsz

I agree that Windows isn't a virus, but it is so buggy that you can get a virus by clicking on a link from google to a random site.

pagaldivanna

um.....nice joke......i really like the last 1...and i got made my own Window virus joke.......Look @ this ....WIndow is VIrus becuse it's operate the computer Laughing

svhkid

hmm....(thinking of several isp's that meet same criteria) Razz