What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
