Pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what should i write for
Mother tongue.?
Santa: very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or rs 3000.
Santa: I think i'll take the money.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Mother tongue.?
Santa: very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or rs 3000.
Santa: I think i'll take the money.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
