My joke offerings.

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1) So a baby seal walks into a club...

2) A duck walks into a drug store, and asks the cashier for some chapstick. She produces it from behind the counter, and asks him whether it will be cash or credit card.

"Just put it on my bill."

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Sorry!!!
Didnt understand.

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Hi, I'm sorry that you don't get these jokes.
It's possible that they just aren't funny...
They both require you to think about alternative meanings for words, but I think unfortunately they won't be funny once they're explained to you.
If you want some help understanding them, please send me a PM.