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The Lunatic

 


HalfBloodPrince
A mother and father once went on a few day long vacation for some quality time. They left their 17 year old daughter home alone for the time.

At midnight, the daughter turned off the news and went to sleep. The latest news: A deranged serial killer lunatic psycho was on the loose in their neighbourhood hungry for death. Everybody was warned to lock their doors and windows.

The girl locked all the doors and all the windows except one small window in the basement. (she forgot to)

When she lay in her bed, her dog slept under her bed and every few minutes she would put her hand under the bed so the dog would lick it and she would know he (the dog) was ok.

At about 3 AM she heard a dripping noise coming from her bathroom. She went to check, and saw nothing. She opened the shower curtain to see her dog DEAD, hung by the towel hook with blood spewing out of it. She SCREAMED, looked behind her, and saw, written in blood:

"Humans can lick, too."
DecayClan
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