There was a bear and a bunny [rabbit] walking along together in the jungle.
They found a lantern on the floor and they rubbed it three times. A genie came out and said, "You each have three wishes..You can have whatever you want."
First the bunny went. "I wish I had a motorcycle which was my size!"
And so, he got it. The bear said, "Ha! That's such a stupid wish! I wish that all the bears in the jungle became female bears!" (the bear was male). So, all the bears in the jungle became female bears.
The bunny made his second wish. "I wish I had a helmet for my motorcycle!"
The bear then said, "That's an even stupider wish! Infact, that's the stupidest wish I've ever heard! My second wish: I wish that all the bears in the country became female bears! Hmmm... I'll make my third wish before Bunny makes his. I wish that all the bears in the WORLD became female bears!"
And so, all the bears in the country, then the WORLD became female bears. The bunny then made his last wish with a smile on his face.
"I wish you were gay."
They found a lantern on the floor and they rubbed it three times. A genie came out and said, "You each have three wishes..You can have whatever you want."
First the bunny went. "I wish I had a motorcycle which was my size!"
And so, he got it. The bear said, "Ha! That's such a stupid wish! I wish that all the bears in the jungle became female bears!" (the bear was male). So, all the bears in the jungle became female bears.
The bunny made his second wish. "I wish I had a helmet for my motorcycle!"
The bear then said, "That's an even stupider wish! Infact, that's the stupidest wish I've ever heard! My second wish: I wish that all the bears in the country became female bears! Hmmm... I'll make my third wish before Bunny makes his. I wish that all the bears in the WORLD became female bears!"
And so, all the bears in the country, then the WORLD became female bears. The bunny then made his last wish with a smile on his face.
"I wish you were gay."
