A man died. In the afterlife, he met the angels and they told them that every person has a clock in heaven that ticks every time they tell a lie.
So, the man saw a clock that didn't tick at all. He asked, "who's clock is this?"
The angel replied, "it's Buddha's."
The man then said, "I'd like to see George Bush's clock".
The angel said, "Ok, follow me, I'll show you the ceiling fan."
So, the man saw a clock that didn't tick at all. He asked, "who's clock is this?"
The angel replied, "it's Buddha's."
The man then said, "I'd like to see George Bush's clock".
The angel said, "Ok, follow me, I'll show you the ceiling fan."
